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FAIL FRIDAY: 2014 Is Ruined

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being pretty much an asshole to the lame, unattractive women in the family, kind of awkwardly flirty with the hot ones, and not knowing what to do with the ones in between. TFM.

In the family? Like cousins and aunts and shit? Gnarly.

Frucking the fram (frat slam) in the butt because women’s rights aren’t real when your blackout. No means yes and yes means franal (frat anal). TFM.
-District Of Columbia

You need to be put down like a sick dog.

My only New Year resolution to wear Sperries every day of the year. TFM.

My New Year’s resolution is to find you and kill you.

Slam said she wanted breakfast in bed so I served her up a nice hot frausage (frat + sausage, euphemism for frock) in between her biscuits. TFM.

I can’t take another year of “frock.” Let’s leave “frock” in 2013.

Hearing girls whisper, “She said he has a big d***,” turning around and see them look away from you awkwardly. TFM.
-New York

Man, you must be so stacked. Hey everybody! This guy over here has a big ole penis!

So I’m at this party, right? I was talking to this pledge (not giving a shit what he said lol) and I say, “Look over there!” He turns around and nothing’s even there! I’m all like, “Made you look haha.” Fucking pledgetard haha. This post is sponsored by TFM: So college, so frat.


Sometimes I lube up my sperries and fuck ‘em because I only like slaying fratty vag #TFM

Picture this idiot giggling at his computer screen as he types and submits this and tell me you aren’t homicidal like me.

Warning girls that your room is called “The Fuck Dome.” TFM.
-New York

“I thought you should know, you’re about to enter The Fuck Dome. Proceed with caution, if you know what I mean.”

Wondering if all of the new skidmarks added to your frundies last weekend are even yours. TFM.

This doesn’t even make sense who else’s fucking skidmarks would they be damn it I hate you all.

Get this: I offered a pledge a seat, right? He sat down but he didn’t know there was a fricken whoopee cushion! All of my boys thought he ripped ass. Fuckin pledge shithead #tfm2013 #fratsohard #motherfuckerswannablackballme #thatshitcray #frashtags4days

This is going to be the worst year of my life.

He’s really going for it.

Ride it good, nerd.

Man down.

Unnecessarily shirtless guy is just the worst.

Passing out in a coffin. TFM.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.

Don’t fuck with these badasses.

What a lovely group of men.


Man down.

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