Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Unzipping and telling the guy at the urinal next to you that the water is a little cool today. And being dead serious. TFM. -New York
The implication here is that his penis is so long it actually reaches the urinal, which is for some reason filled with water.
Having to hide your boner when you unblindfold the pledges. TFM. –Oklahoma
Public display of erection. TFM.
Gym mentality. No curls, go girls. No pects, no sex. TFTC. -Texas
Throwing “TFTC” on the end of an incredibly douchey statement doesn’t make it okay.
Eenie meenie minie moe, I put it in her heiney hole. TFM. -District of Columbia
That’s fucking interesting, man.
Sometimes my slam likes to throw in a fat dip before she blows me. Seconds later when I blow my load, she holds it in her mouth and gives me a sloppy, tobacco-infused kiss. That is what I like to call trickle down fratonomics. TFM. –Minnesota
This is the TFM that made God decide to start the apocalypse.
Wetting the bed to let shackers know it’s time to leave. TFM. –Florida
“You feel that? Yeah, that’s my piss. Get the fuck out.”
Being 21, but having a fake ID saying you’re 17 to get the underage green fees. TFM. –Missouri
You must be the cheapest fucker on the planet.
A shot and a j on the way to your son’s basketball game. TFM. -North Carolina
I think irresponsible parenting is frat as fuck, but I was raised by an illegal named Rosalinda.
Wearing 150 dollar pants to work as a line cook. TFTC. –Michigan
You’re a line cook.
Riding out on the boat and bro said I wouldn’t jump out doing 40 mph. I said, “Crank it to 50, pussy.” He did it and I jumped out. Dislocated my shoulder when I hit, but I wasn’t going to let that stop me. I swam back to the boat and nailed some Filipino or Asian or Hawaiian chick later that night. TFM. –Florida