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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
“Alcoholic? No, I’m in a frat.” -President John F. Kennedy. TFM.
There’s just no way he really said that.
Watching your porn in Spanish so you get smarter while masturbating. TFM.
You don’t learn a language just by hearing it.
Pledging two different fraternities at two different schools. TFM.
Could be an awesome movie premise. Like “The Prestige” but frat.
My salmon shorts being high in Omega- fratty acids. TFM.
So your salmon shorts are made of actual salmon? That’s great and normal.
Shouting out the names of your pledge brothers during sex. TFM.
Might be something to talk to a therapist about.
Wearing your Sperrys in lab, spilling a caustic liquid on your feet and getting the frattiest chemical burn ever. TFM.
I wish I was a bird so I could shit on a Prius without being arrested again. TFM.
Weird train of thought.
Not bothering to hide your boner during your professor’s lecture on the Holocaust. TFM.
Just a heads up, but you might be a demented sociopathic serial killer.
Telling your probation officer to “turn around and bend over” when she tells you to take a piss test. TFM.
Perfect handling of the situation, if you ask me.
So I’ve recently run into a huge dilemma that I can’t seem to get past. I don’t know if anyone else realized this, but there are bitches out there that are not sucking my frock. I know this probably seems crazy, but it’s true. So my problem is that I can’t figure out what their purpose on this planet is if not for sucking my frock. It’s not like they think on their own. I’m pretty sure it says in in the bible that “Thou who shan’t suck thy superior being’s frock has absolutely no reason to fucking walk this earth” -Genesis 6:9 can someone please give me some direction?
That has been my favorite Bible verse since I was a wee lad.