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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Realizing the aspects of your life that are “not frat” and then fixing them. TFM.
You are one pathetic loser.
How many fratstars does it take to change a light bulb? None. We prefer Natural Light. TFM.
See what he did there?
Stick my frock in a froyo, call that Greek yogurt. TWeezyM.
Only charging your phone to 69 percent. TFM.
Just doesn’t seem very smart.
Insisting your friends smell your fingers after you tell them a crazy masturbation story. TFM.
Are you a chick? Or just a dude that masturbates in a prostate-focused fashion?
I just wore a suit to a phone interview. TFM.
Cool story, Hansel!
Taking such long shits that you have to get up mid-shit and walk around the bathroom just to maintain circulation in your legs. TFM.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Going shirtless to the post office so you can put on your new letters right out of the box. TFM.
I mean you could’ve worn a shirt and just changed immediately.
Getting kicked out of the library for putting all the women’s rights books in the fiction section. TFM.
Whilst thrusting my slam and wearing my Sperrys and about to frock vomit on her fritties (titties with a triple fratty twist) I yelled out, “FRAAAAT.” It’s a TFM.
What is wrong with you?