FAIL FRIDAY: Broken Dreams

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Using your dates purse as a barf bag. TFM.

I bet she wants to touch your penis so bad.

Pushed her face into the pillow doggie style so I could snapchat that ass to my boys. TMF.
-New York

TMF is the new TFM.

My grandbig Jeff on The Biggest Loser telling America that he is willing to drink a pond dry to win the weekly challenge. TFM.

Your grandbig. Jeff. On the reality television show The Biggest Loser. You think that’s a Total Frat Move.

Look at the name of who posted this. It’s also the name of my Xbox Live gamertag. That’s pretty damn American. TFM.

It’s “George Bush 04.” Somebody pound this nerd in COD.

Playing Limp Bizkit and porn simultaneously at full blast during parent’s weekend so all the dads know you do their daughters for a nookie and stick cookies up their asshole. TFM.

Your chapter might not be on campus much longer, just a heads up.

Getting banded from a sorority because you steal too much stuff when shaking over. TFM.

Please do not submit posts to our site mid-gravity bong hit.

Wearing our letter hoodies 10 deep to the Walmart Supercenter so everyone knows we are in a frat. TFM.

Every slampiece in that Walmart probably wants a piece of your dong.

Friends don’t let friends skip leg day. NF. Bros don’t let bros skip Happy Hour. TFM.

I want to punch you in the gullet.

I pour Rice Krispies in vaginas so I can hear the snatch, crackle, & pop. TFM.

That’s one fetish I didn’t know existed.

They need a CarFax but for vaginas. “I have only been with two guys.” Yeah right, show me the WhoreFax. TFM.

You sir, are an innovator. Our generation’s Benjamin Franklin.

Hell yeah we are.

Look at that pledge troll.

Guy on the right is the most photogenic human I’ve ever seen.

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Never let go, Jack.

What’d the five fingers say to the face? SLAP.

That’s frat as fucking fuck.

“Ride it with me. I’m scared to go alone.”

The most terrifying cooler of all time.

Squatting over a urinal. TSM.

He’s king of the big balls.

Throw what you know.

He has to be on at least one government watch list.

“Huh?” -Guy On The Right

Man’s best friend.

The fraternity that skates together stays together.


“How’d that pic turn out? I don’t look like a creep, do I?” “No, man. It looks great. You’re fine.”

Full torqued and doesn’t give a fuck.

Bitches love scarfs.

That’s brotherhood.

“Bath Life” supposedly from a Georgia Tech fraternity:

That tub is fully stocked.

Somebody take away this kid’s Adderall prescription, he’s abusing it:

I’ll have what he’s having.

Chaser to wash down the failure:

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