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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
My Xbox gamertag is Fr6tG9d. Add me and we can pwn some geeds at COD. TFM.
Come on, man. This is not the place.
I got kicked out of my history class for having a boner after we discussed American victory in WWII. I might have touched myself a little too, but whatever. TFM.
Any professor that isn’t cool with you cranking down during a lecture on WWII is a communist.
Single-handedly impregnating an entire sorority house. TFM.
Good thing you’ve got that trust fund for all those child support payments.
Getting asked for a urine sample for a drug test and giving a semen sample instead. TFM.
You guys are really spreading the freed (frat seed) around today.
Always opting to wear a raincoat so you can fake as many orgasms as you want. TFM.
I don’t really get it, but you’re a weirdo. That much is clear.
Putting the “P” in pledges (because I literally pee on them lol). SF, SC (TFM).
So frat, so college.
Taping a string of condoms, like guitar picks, across your headboard. TFM.
If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will.
Holding up the diving board line at the local pool, as a kid, by performing a series of preparational stretches, only to simply jump in. TFM.
I would spear you off the diving board.
Getting a bid in middle school because your frock is so massive. TMM. #So frat#
“Well, he’s in middle school, but his frock is so massive. Bid.”
Frat this, frat that. Everyone is claiming to be a fratstar nowadays. Well you know what, can we go back to when fratting was just about beer and hoes? All about chilling with dudes and drilling with chicks. You guys know what I mean. I just want…things to go back to normal ya know? Nowadays anyone can put on a sweatshirt with letters and well, they’re all of a sudden frat. A young latino boy buys a $15 Polo t-shirt and he’s the man. That’s good for “society” but for frsociet (frat society), I’d beg to differ. I guess what I’m really saying is I could really go for some pussy with a side of fries right now. That would make me happy. And oh yeah, one more thing, if you haven’t guessed by now…I am pretty fraternal. TFM.
You’re not right in the head.