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FAIL FRIDAY: Cucked For Life

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Taking turns punching each other in the gooch to get ready for a night out on the town. TFM.

Not really sure how that prepares you but whatever it takes.

Feeding all the seagulls on the beach then just laying there and letting them shit all over you. TFM.

I’m failing to make the connection between this activity and fraternity life but what the fuck do I know.

Hiding in the attic when everyone else has left the house because it’s getting fumigated so you can get high as fuck on that gas. TFM.

Pretty sure you’re going to die up there chief.

Dressing as a clown and doing balloon animals in the quad to recruit new pledges. TFM.

Just a heads up that will probably not be effective.

Catch me in my dorm room paddling myself in the mirror dick hard as a rock. TFM.

There’s something very wrong with you.

Lighting yourself on fire so your formal date will actually notice you. TFM.

Hey man that’s not necessary.

Getting “hold up the corner store for a case of Natty Light and a box of condoms” high on crystal meth. TFM.

No sir. That is bad. Bad!

Two grav bongs to the dome next thing you know you’re tongue kissing the house chef named Frank. TFM.

We’ve all been there.

Taking your cock out and showing it to each pledge individually close up so they can study it and know what a real man looks like. TFM.

Son you can’t be doing shit like this.

Taking one for the team by going down on the homeless lady that collects empties from the frat house dumpster. TFM.

Not sure he understands what “taking one for the team” even means.

Hehe!

Man down.

Frat.

This dude is all of us in 2018.

These bros are winning.

Squaaaaaad.

Chocolate all in the belly lint catcher.

Good looking out.

Seems legit.

Burn those clothes.

Man down.

You can do it!

The American dream.

Power stance.

Swagger on a hundred thousand trillion.

You gotta kill the man who sold you that suit.

Brotherly love.

Cuuuuuuute.

Squat on it.

#VeganFratChallenge might be the worst hashtag in history.

Dude got Superbadded.

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PyeongChang, bitch (@lvnz_665)

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Go Cougs (@raylittles)

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Go Cougs (@raylittles)

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This squad is absolutely unhinged

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Suck me, beautiful

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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