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FAIL FRIDAY: Eat Ass And Take Names

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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I’m here to crush Mike’s Hard and eat ass, and I’m all out of Mike’s Hard. TFM.

Whelp, looks like it’s time to eat ass.

Whole style inspired by Pitbull aka Mr. Wordlwide and I’m up to my chin in poon. TFM.

There’s no better human to model your whole style after.

Sign above my bed says “R.I.P. to that pussy because it’s about to get murdered.” TFM.

Some might say that’s over the top aggressive.

Nothing but zeros in my bank account. Can I get a meal swipe? Swag. TFM.

You’re one of them brokebois.

It’s not a fraternity, it’s my life. These aren’t my friends, they’re my brothers. That’s not your mom, that’s my bitch. TFM.

Really switched up the vibes there at the end.

Making each of your pledges wear one pair of women’s underwear for the entirety of hell week and adding them to your personal sniffing collection after initiation. TFM.

Hey man that’s disgusting.

Jacking off in the deer blind, a tradition unlike any other. TFM.

Whole squad cranking in the deer blind.

Becoming lifelong genuine friends with your bail bondsman because you’ve needed his services so many times. TFM.

That’s really not something to share with folks.

Whenever a teacher calls on me to read from the textbook I fake a seizure because I literally never learned how to read. TFM.

Kid can’t even read.

Buying your mom and dad each a 30 rack of Natty for Christmas because they’re putting you through college. TFM.

Pro move to stock the fridge while you’re home for the holidays.

Whole squad out here posing.

Whole squad out here posing.

Fashion. Flare. Frat.

Fashion. Flare. Frat.

They eat ass, but they're not excited about it.

They eat ass, but they’re not excited about it.

Shorty got a donk.

Shorty got a donk.

All the colors of the rainbow.

All the colors of the rainbow.

Calm down, sir.

Calm down, sir.

Hey man you got a dart in your ankle.

Hey man you got a dart in your ankle.

That's the body of a man.

That’s the body of a man.

Best? That's up for debate.

Best? That’s up for debate.

hahaha I don't know and I don't care

hahaha I don’t know and I don’t care

Her face says it all.

Her face says it all.

Just light $30 on fire next time.

Just light $30 on fire next time.

Uhhhh what?

Uhhhh what?

Sunglasses, a bow tie, and pastel shorts are a disastrous combo.

Sunglasses, a bow tie, and pastel shorts are a disastrous combo.

Squad of goobers.

Squad of goobers.

Your clique is buns.

Your clique is buns.

She is so into him.

She is so into him.

Your real grandpa is rolling over in his grave.

Your real grandpa is rolling over in his grave.

Dog is ashamed to be there.

Dog is ashamed to be there.

Hide his sisters and cousins.

Hide his sisters and cousins.

I'm flexing right now and not a Delt in sight.

I’m flexing right now and not a Delt in sight.

For the love of God.

For the love of God.

Welcome to the family!

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A story as old as time

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A very short, very sad story

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You’re doing great, sweetie.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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