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FAIL FRIDAY: Erotic Asphyxiation

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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“I’ve seen some shit in my time,” said my old man. Then I showed him a photo of me pooping on the hood of his car. He’d never seen that. TFM.

Way to do the old man proud.

Tying your penis around your wrist and asking girls if they need to know the time. TFM.

What happens if you can’t untie it?

Anyone can eat ass. Personally, I prefer to tongue the inner ears. TFM.

You disgusting ear wax loving freak.

Peeing into the punch before every party so hundreds of people unknowingly drink your piss. TFM.

You’re a terrible person.

Starting every day with a shit, shave and a shower before you choke yourself with a belt until you pass out and cum. TFM.

Somehow I’m never shocked anymore.

Traveling the world and spreading your American seed by jacking it in the corner of every hotel room you stay in. TFM.

Nothing like a little international culture to round you out.

Blowing through your entire $3,000,000 trust in two semesters because cocaine is delicious. TFM.

Way to put that inheritance to good use.

Listening to classical music while you absolutely destroy a girl from the back. TFM.

There is something wrong with you, and also maybe something right.

Finding yourself day dreaming about Pierce Bronson’s chest hair. TFM.

How in God’s name would that be considered a TFM in any way? Damn you people.

Pledging at the age of 26 because you were in prison for a few years due to some arson charges. TFM.

The man likes to play with fire. Can’t blame him for that.

Free the nipple.

Free the nipple.

What in the hell?

What in the hell?

Does not seem like something to smile about.

Does not seem like something to smile about.

Son half of your pants are gone.

Son half of your pants are gone.

Fixing the problem with what caused the problem. #TFM

Fixing the problem with what caused the problem. #TFM

Ha! What a goof!

Ha! What a goof!

So cute, you guys! Love it!

So cute, you guys! Love it!

His cat is ashamed.

His cat is ashamed.

There is a human under there.

There is a human under there.

Goober squad assemble.

Goober squad assemble.

Sweet dreams, sweet prince.

Sweet dreams, sweet prince.

Oh come on the goddamn fish is taking a composite?

Oh come on the goddamn fish is taking a composite?

That is not a normal face to make whilst eating a donut.

That is not a normal face to make whilst eating a donut.

Oh come on, guys. COME ON.

Oh come on, guys. COME ON.


When the lady photographer says she does butt stuff.

When the lady photographer says she does butt stuff.

Uhhhh you okay there, chief?

Uhhhh you okay there, chief?

You shameful snake fucker.

You shameful snake fucker.

That is just not Instagram appropriate.

That is just not Instagram appropriate.

Ed Sheeran? Fuck you.

Ed Sheeran? Fuck you.

Tinkerbell blowing pixie dust.

Tinkerbell blowing pixie dust.

He literally shit the bed.

He literally shit the bed.

Shameful photo, plain and simple.

Shameful photo, plain and simple.

Mistakes were made

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Head on a swivel, cowboy

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Hey man you’re bleeding out

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CHOO CHOOOOO. P. S. We're posting these 100 times out of 100

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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