Why? Because it’s the anthem, and if I have to read these submissions, you have to listen to the goddamn anthem. SING IT:
Eleven real submissions, four photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Good for you. Make sure you keep those spirit fingers extra hetero.
Why dirty a plate when you can use her flat chest?
For the love of God…not ok, man. Not ok.
This ends with your children no longer bringing your grandchildren over for Thanksgiving. Eventually they won’t show for Christmas, and then they’ll disown you altogether. Also, your balls will be taking a swim every time you take a dump.
What kind of kick ass ocular infection did you get out of this? Seek medical attention.
Finally, someone discovers the cure for cancer: masturbating high. This is exactly why you shouldn’t post TFMs right after you get stoned and spank it.
COME ON. What possessed you to post this? Do you make ookie cookies at your chapter?
I think the joke is still on you. Now you’re in the back of a cop car, all covered in shit. How long did you spend in the psych ward? Sociopath.
…and a shot of penicillin, or a cycle of Valtrex.
You’ve never read a fucking book, so I assume you stole it in order to sell it and buy some of those flip-flops with the bottle openers on the bottom.
Incredibly creepy. Utah, you never cease to amaze me.
This might actually make your weekend better: