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Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend, fam.
My fiancé called off our wedding when I drunkenly posted a Snapchat of me banging a midget stripper at my bachelor party. TFM.
You kinda had that one coming.
Smuggling an ounce of crystal viagra in my ass through airport security and banging both flight attendants at the front of the plane in front of the passengers. TFM.
And that’s how you go to prison, kids.
Put my chill-to-pull ratio on my resume instead of my GPA. 5:5 sounds a lot better than 0.8. TFM.
You are correct. It does sound better. Anything sounds better.
Drafting Johnny Manziel in the first round of your fantasy draft. TFM.
Last place is where you’re headed.
Having to be physically restrained by my crew when the bartender says they don’t have Keystone Light on tap. TFM.
Your tastebuds are shit. Literally shit.
My gardener was working in the yard while I was singing Wagon Wheel. He said he’d never heard it before. So I got his ass deported back to Mexico. TFM.
Just a terrible, terrible effort.
Whaling on a pussy that’s so fishy it was featured on Field and Stream. TFM.
You disgust me, sir.
Being so frat that greek row is borderline Iraq. TFM.
Not sure that’s the comparison you want.
So I was doing sex with her doggystyle. The smell of her ass made me throw up, then the smell of my throw up made her throw up. We’re now engaged. TFianceeM.
Something tells me you’ll live happily ever after.
I do the anal with some men’s and some women’s. How can that not be totally “TFM’s,” my man?
I don’t even know what this website is anymore.
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