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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
When she asks for your number and you just put 696-969-6969 in her phone. TFM.
You realize she won’t be able to contact you though.
Honoring your hog by getting “HOG” with an arrow pointing down to your hog tattooed below your belly button. TFM.
We get it, you have a hog.
Using strawberry jelly with no preservatives as sexual lubricant because it’s all natural. TFM.
Nah fam that’s bad.
Making everyone in the jail including the cops laugh by tucking your penis between your legs and dancing to “Puttin’ On The Ritz.” TFM.
You’re about to be the jailhouse bicycle.
Ordering a Japanese sex robot because these hoes ain’t loyal. TFM.
The future is now.
Putting on 38 pounds in a semester just from eating an abundance of ass. TFM.
You are going to die of dysentery, sir.
One of the challenges our pledges have to complete before initiation is masturbating to completion in class without being caught. TFM.
Over/Under on your charter getting snatched is 6 months.
Sliding into her Instagram DMs with a picture of your hairy nipple because it’s cuffing season. TFM.
I wish you the best of luck.
Hitting Red Lobster and when the waitress asks what you’ll have asking, “Is your ass on the menu?” TFM.
Don’t think Red Lobster serves ass.
Honoring your dead friend by screaming his name every time you cum. TFM.
Well, that’s certainly an interesting approach.