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FAIL FRIDAY: Father Forgive Us

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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When she asks for your number and you just put 696-969-6969 in her phone. TFM.

You realize she won’t be able to contact you though.

Honoring your hog by getting “HOG” with an arrow pointing down to your hog tattooed below your belly button. TFM.

We get it, you have a hog.

Using strawberry jelly with no preservatives as sexual lubricant because it’s all natural. TFM.

Nah fam that’s bad.

Making everyone in the jail including the cops laugh by tucking your penis between your legs and dancing to “Puttin’ On The Ritz.” TFM.

You’re about to be the jailhouse bicycle.

Ordering a Japanese sex robot because these hoes ain’t loyal. TFM.

The future is now.

Putting on 38 pounds in a semester just from eating an abundance of ass. TFM.

You are going to die of dysentery, sir.

One of the challenges our pledges have to complete before initiation is masturbating to completion in class without being caught. TFM.

Over/Under on your charter getting snatched is 6 months.

Sliding into her Instagram DMs with a picture of your hairy nipple because it’s cuffing season. TFM.

I wish you the best of luck.

Hitting Red Lobster and when the waitress asks what you’ll have asking, “Is your ass on the menu?” TFM.

Don’t think Red Lobster serves ass.

Honoring your dead friend by screaming his name every time you cum. TFM.

Well, that’s certainly an interesting approach.

That turned out great.

That turned out great.

Pain train comin.

Pain train comin’.

Super goobers here to goob so hard.

Super goobers here to goob so hard.

Fuck thats creepy.

Shit that’s creepy.

Disgracing the name, dude. Very unfair!

Disgracing the name, dude. Sad!

These goobers rage.

These goobers rage.

Why'd you have to grab it? You didn't.

Why’d you have to grab it? You didn’t.

Dick squishing pose.

Testicle squishing pose.

Whole squad on that Whirlyball!

Whole squad on that Whirlyball!

Flatter than a surfboard. Sad!

Flatter than a surfboard. Sad!

Make sure you get the jackoff lotion in your selfie.

Make sure you get the jackoff lotion in your selfie.

Damn dawg swagged out permanently props to you.

Damn dawg swagged out permanently props to you.

Doesnt seem safe to me, but Im no scientist.

Doesn’t seem safe to me, but I’m no scientist.

Mmmm yeah cover his face in cream.

Mmmm yeah cover his face in cream.

Rutgers in one photo.

Rutgers in one photo.

That's a mistake, big dog.

That’s a mistake, big dog.

Man down.

Man down.

Whole family needs to be wiped from the face of the earth.

Whole family needs to be wiped from the face of the earth.

Suffering together is what brothership is built on.

Suffering together is what brothership is built on.

Huge congratulations, fellas.

Huge congratulations, fellas.

He might still be alive, but his soul has already left his body

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He was 100% sure his life was ending

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No actually you need to go to the emergency room

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Oh God. Oh no. (@Briannefender)

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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