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Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
Hey intern I’m playing with my dick thinking about you. TFM.
That makes me uncomfortable if I’m being honest.
Telling everyone you had sex with a professor but failing to mention it was a male professor because you don’t want to deal with the hate and homophobia that you’ve been dealing with your entire life. TFM!
You don’t have to hide who you are anymore.
Putting a hit out on the pledge that snitched. TFM.
Pretty drastic measures.
somtimes at night i cry. TFM.
Seek professional help, pussy.
When everybody knows you as the guy with a serious anger problem. TFM.
It is frat to have rage issues.
Well my chapter just lost its charter, I failed poli sci, and my mom straight up told me that my dad isn’t my dad so yeah it’s been a bad week. TFM.
It’s amazing how many people treat this site like their own personal therapist.
Regularly taking yourself down to the corner and hookering to the homeless for $5 per handjob. TFM.
Your tuggers are worth more than that IMO.
I don’t understand dudes who aren’t down to munch. Get in there and grub. Eat a little of both holes. TFM.
Dabble in both zones. Have a taste of each. YOLO.
Whenever I get an erection I poop a little. TFM.
Medical attention is probably a good idea.
Me and a few friends were smoking last night and after many bong rips and being really high i decided to get a cup of water. I went to the sink to fill up the cup and what i thought was a water dispenser was actually a dish detergent dispenser. I immediately downed 3/4 of the cup thinking it was water. About 15 minutes later my friend knocked over the cup and i noticed the water looked really foamy and i noticed am awful taste in my mouth. I just drank a cup of dish detergent i realized. My friends convinced me i would die if i didn’t do something so i panicked and went to the bathroom and made myself throw up 6 times. I was about to stick an enema up my ass just to be safe until i googled how much dish detergent can kill you and i saw i wouldve needed to drink 16 more cups to die.
This is my job. This is what I do for a living. Think about that for a second.
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