FAIL FRIDAY: Frat Filters

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Walking into class with your fight song blaring from your laptop, and when the teacher asks what the hell you’re doing, responding “Go Cocks” and walking right back out the door. TFM.
-South Carolina

Why even go?

When a girl is all like “I was in a car accident when I was 17 and the head injury I got makes me have seizures if I get to excited” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.

You have no soul.

Wearing a rush shirt for a frat that isn’t the frat that you’re known for representing and every asking what the hell you were thinking! TFM.

What a goof!

Getting her so blackout drunk she misses her chemotherapy. TFTC!
-New York

Quit enabling that cancer patient.

Catching up on “Life According to Jimmy” while doing doggy style with the slam. TFM.

Watching funny boys on YouTube while making love to your girlfriend. TFM.

Pledge asked me, “Can I go to my dorm?” I said, “I don’t know, can you?” TFM.
-New York

Woah! Take the hazing down a notch, bro! You’re hazing his fucking balls off!

Stick to your wine coolers, geeds. I’ll be over here crushing pizza, slamming brews, and finger-blasting assholes. TFM.

That’s what the frat life is all about.

Unplugging ICU patients’ life support machines then plugging them back in and saying, “got ya” during your internship at the hospital. TFM.
-New York

Doesn’t seem like anything could go horribly wrong with this prank.

Spending two hours in a bathtub with an 8 ball of the choicest Peruvian fish-scale while “Africa” by Toto is playing on a constant loop. TFM.

Sounds like a pretty laid back Tuesday afternoon to a baller like me.

I got my letters engraved onto my Xbox controller so when I go to gaming conventions, everyone knows that I frat as hard as I game. TFM.

I bet your gamertag is “Ep1cFr4tst4rPwn4g3.”

Pretty sure there’s an extra “R” in there.

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Face needs hazing.

Mangina puke.

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Permanent Polo.

Sex appeal personified.

Run Mallory! RUN!

That filter is frat.

Acrobatic assholes.

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Fear the beard.

Using your imagination during playtime. TFM.

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