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Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Changing the lyrics from Smash Mouth’s “All Star” to “Hey now, you’re a frat star.” TFM.
Somebody really oughta kick you in the dick.
Skateboarding into and out of every class. TFM.
Just ollying through the door on the way in and grinding down the stair rail on the way out.
There’s frat, and then there’s getting 69% on “Through The Fire And Flames” on Guitar Hero 3 frat. Guess which one I am. TFM.
Gonna go ahead and guess that you’re the latter.
When your brother parks a school bus out front of the house because he has 24/7 access to a school bus yard because he became a school bus driver because he didn’t have class till noon so he thought he should take the mornings to make some extra cheddar and school bus driving sounded hella dank. TFM.
Apparently they don’t drug test bus drivers.
Averaging at least a blow job a day for your 4 years of college. TFMV.
No, no you didn’t. And what the fuck does the “V” stand for? Virgin?
Words of encourage meant from your brother to do something stupid while in a strange town.TFM.
This motherfucker said “encourage meant.”
I’m a walking TFM. TFM.
Thanks for writing in.
Fingering your girl. Then shaking her dad’s hand. Without washing. TFM.
Oh man, you got him so good.
Not snapping back while wearing a snap back. TFM.
Much clever. So witty.
I have a question that I would like to ask the congregation of brothers from the array of Fraternal Chapters and Orders that we duly pledge our allegiance to in the name of ideals, learning, debauchery, hedonism, philanthropy etc. Anyways have any of you degenerates ran into any issues after pursuing girls via Tinder while in a relationship? What happened? Why did it happen? Were you in a larger city? I am debating whether to keep my streak of strange going, or chuck it up to luck that I have not been caught and castrated yet and end my run. TFM.