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FAIL FRIDAY: Golf Course Shenanigans

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Saturdays is for the boys and by that I mean docking cocks with your boys yasssss. TFM.

Hell yes slay on kween.

It’s gotten to the point that I can’t get it up unless I’m wearing a Santa beard and hat. TFM.

Takes a special lady to be down with this sickness.

Cutting a hole in the bottom of the box of popcorn and putting your piece in it when you’re at the movies with a pledge bro. TFM.

Nah son that’s unusual as hell.

Hazing? Let me tell you about hazing. I make our pledges shave my grundle with a straight razor. Haze that. TFM.

Alright man just calm down.

The world is an oyster, and I’m just trying to lick some pearls haaaaanh. TFM.

I just don’t get what compels a person to send this in.

When your weekend plans consist of sneaking around the neighborhood wearing nothing but a trench coat and flashing the elderly. TFM.

You are going to jail.

Knocking yourself unconscious with a Natty tallboy and realizing you came in your Chubbies when you wake up. TFM.

Maybe don’t do that.

Rolling around whole summer ’17 trying to toss this dick at MILFs with adult acne. TFM.

The fuck they gotta have adult acne for?

If it wasn’t for my fraternity I would be taking Adderall to focus on playing World of Warcraft all weekend. Instead I’m snorting Adderall and giving chicks the limp dong. TFM.

Shamelessly dishing out Adderall penis is frat.

There is no realer bond than brotherhood forged through the traditions of butt-chugging cheap boxed wine. TFM.

I beg to differ, but to each his own.

Check it out this dude is gonna drink tonight.

Check it out this dude is gonna drink tonight.

He munches.

He munches.

Ride that unicorn.

Ride that unicorn.

Streets made them harder than a roll of quarters.

Streets made them harder than a roll of quarters.

Trying to pull a turd out.

Trying to pull a turd out.

#Squad

#Squad

Laser tag is the best way to build brothership.

Laser tag is the best way to build brothership.

Homie in the back is going overboard.

Homie in the back is going overboard.

Brothers always forgive and forget.

Brothers always forgive and forget.

Peanut butter plastered.

Peanut butter plastered.

Group of goobers.

Group of goobers.

Big man needs to feed.

Big man needs to feed.

Holy shit yes.

Holy shit yes.

Get your hand out of the toilet son.

Get your hand out of the toilet son.

Classic jorts and tats combo.

Classic jorts and tats combo.

Fuck is he covered in?

Fuck is he covered in?

Rush ass brings all the boys to the yard.

Rush ass brings all the boys to the yard.

What's in the backpack?

What’s in the backpack?

You are not dem boys.

You are not dem boys.

Was it really though?

Was it really though?

Monday.

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Someone wake up Ace he's scaring everyone (@aaronboyd18)

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Need the back story. Need it.

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Golf is fun (@Keaten_Hansen)

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Mistakes were made (@will.litch64)

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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