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Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Sounds like you’re a real positive addition to the neighborhood.
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
You’re probably right. You probably got butt-peed.
Gastrointestinal sex explosions are perfectly normal.
God you’re an idiot.
Those things are like Advil in Tennessee.
What? How old are you?
Total Futon Move.
Someone check the dumpster at Chili’s. There’s probably a hooker in there.
Failed TFM Costume Contest Entrants
“Let’s dress as fucking firemen this year!” –Flaming Dumbass
I wonder if these two were playing Twister alone.
I’m going out on a limb and saying this didn’t get you laid.
Even Jack Black would say you’ve let yourself go.
These cholas will cut you.
Scariest fail costume award goes to the clown.
The lip ring screams “America.”
How’d they convince the little guy to be Toad?
Naked skunk chef with a sword.