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FAIL FRIDAY: Halloween Edition

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Giving out bags of dog shit to all the little geeds on Halloween, and not caring. TFM.
–Florida

Sounds like you’re a real positive addition to the neighborhood.

Bros and I went as dishes for Halloween. Why? Because women love to do us. TFM.
–Iowa

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I let Facebook know about it. TFM.
–Illinois

Choke yourself.

I think someone peed in my butt because I am shitting straight liquid. TFTC.
–Texas

You’re probably right. You probably got butt-peed.

Ripped a loud one while railing my slam. Too Fart To Care.
–North Carolina

Gastrointestinal sex explosions are perfectly normal.

Getting kicked off a flight for being “too drunk” but not caring because it was headed to a blue state. TFM.
–Alabama

God you’re an idiot.

I don’t always get laid, but when I do, I prefer dos roofies. TFM.
–Tennessee

Those things are like Advil in Tennessee.

Missing your son’s football game because Game 7 is on. TFM.
–Arkansas

What? How old are you?

Calling a pledge to order you food, because your way to stoned to get of the couch. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

Total Futon Move.

You’ve never lived until you’ve killed a hooker. TFM.
–Chili’s Grill & Bar

Someone check the dumpster at Chili’s. There’s probably a hooker in there.

Failed TFM Costume Contest Entrants


“Let’s dress as fucking firemen this year!” –Flaming Dumbass


I wonder if these two were playing Twister alone.


I’m going out on a limb and saying this didn’t get you laid.


Even Jack Black would say you’ve let yourself go.


These cholas will cut you.


Scariest fail costume award goes to the clown.


The lip ring screams “America.”


How’d they convince the little guy to be Toad?


So ironic.


Naked skunk chef with a sword.

The time has come…for the Swagger Wagon:

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