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FAIL FRIDAY: High Heels, Higher Standards

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Getting so high you lose a single, size 15, leather boot at your own house party. TFM.

We get it, you have big feet.

Taking a real babe on a first date to Sonic to keep her standards low so you save money long term. TFM.

Wise financial decision, idiotic sexual decision.

Having one fuck speed and one fuck speed only: jackhammer supernova. TFM.

Sounds incredibly enjoyable for the ladies.

Asking her to wear a Trump mask while she rides you. TFM.

In no way is this the normal behavior of a sane human.

Jordan Belfort lifestyle, Donnie Azoff masturbation habits. TFM.

Meaning you just take it out and stroke when you see a dime? Respect.

You want a piece of me? Come and get it. I’ll throw hands. Hell, I’ll sling cum at you. TFM.

Interesting fight tactic, but probably results in a win, technically.

Little dick, big bank statement, medium-sized sex drive. It’s a fratty move.

Pathetic statement, incorrect formatting.

If you want to judge me for wearing adult diapers that’s fine, but your moms don’t seem to mind. TFM.

I’m preeeetty sure they do mind, actually. Everyone minds.

Sliding the family housekeeper Rosalinda a crisp $10 bill to flash you a fat Mexi-titty when home for summer. TFM.

Weird move, but you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.

I was born to frat, fuck, fart, and freebase cocaine. TFM.

Weren’t we all?

I do not care if it is for charity -- these high heel pictures are disgraceful.

I do not care if it is for charity — these high heel pictures are disgraceful.

They get all of the pussy.

They get all of the pussy.

He must be stopped.

He must be stopped.

He is pregnant.

He is pregnant.

Way to do your frat flag proud.

Way to do your frat flag proud.

That is what we call a judgement error.

That is what we call a judgement error.

Dude come on.

Dude come on.

Holy crap this is lame.

Holy crap this is lame.

Oh no.

Oh no.

He is on the move.

He is on the move.

Fucking why guys? WHY?

Fucking why guys? WHY?

Looks like these guys get lit as hell.

Looks like these bros get lit as hell.

Should've forgotten about this photo and never posted it.

Should’ve forgotten about this photo and never posted it.

You better, because nobody else does.

You better, because nobody else does.

Rouuuugh night.

Rouuuugh night.

Goober family on fleek.

Goober family on fleek.

The fuck you doing son?

The fuck you doing son?

We're going to have to give them back to the girls if this is all you've got.

We’re going to have to give them back to the girls if this is all you’ve got.

Gang gang gang gang.

Gang gang gang gang.

Get friend-zoned harder. You can't.

Get friend-zoned harder. You can’t.

Things could be going better for this guy

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Golf is fun

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He caught all cheek (@nolanporetz)

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Let the devil out of you, son

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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