Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and five videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being recognized in public as “that guy from from the liquor store.” TFM.
“Hey everyone, look — it’s that guy from the liquor store!”
Exaggerating the struggle it is to take your junk out of your pants at the urinal. TFM.
Overcompensating is F.
I may not have my life together but the girl I’m banging will probably become a senator. TFM.
She should probably dump your ass.
When everyone asks when you are going to graduate and you just laugh cause you know you won’t graduate for another seven years. TFM.
Sounds like you’ve really got your life together.
Taking shots and fucking thots. TFM.
Not when you say it like that it’s not.
Leaving an origami swan with your phone number on it in a girls room after a one night stand. TFM.
That’s a lot less cool than you think it is.
Training hard, eating clean, and practicing baseball everyday so that when I go professional I can afford my new liver (which I desperately need). TFM.
I have a feeling you aren’t going to have a very successful career.
Not remembering your TFM login password until you are blacked out. TFM.
Total Frat Move™, entertaining blackout morons since 2010.
Wearing boat shoes with no socks to a ski resort that has 50 inches of snow. TFM.
That’s not “frat.” You’re just an idiot.
Telling the tour groups how much #butt u get. TFM.
Your university hates you.
You’re a pussy
Liquid courage leading to hilarious failure. #TFMA video posted by Total Frat Move (@totalfratmove) on
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