Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Ex-girlfriend was a Theta and cheated on me with a filthy GDI. That’s okay, she asked me to take her back after she was ostracized by her sisters. As if being a pariah in her own sorority wasn’t good enough, her mother and 2 daughters blew me. Just to spite that bitch. TFM. -South Dakota
What is going on here? This is complicated in a truly disturbing way.
Spurt of the moment sex hotline calls. TFM. -Ohio
Even the FaF get lonely sometimes.
Played Edward 40 hands with my slam’s Dad last night. Woke up next to his wife. TlawsuitM. -Alabama
Your slam’s fam sounds like a class act.
Doctor just told me that he thinks I have an ulcer and the reason why I probably have an ulcer is because I “binge drink” and he is referring me to another doctor. Good thing I didn’t tell him the real amount I drink, or he’d be referring me to AA. TFM. -Florida
Either way, you have a drinking related ulcer disease. You’ve got a problem.
Actually peeing in the summer slam’s butt. TFM. -Mississippi
Ah, summer. When a young man’s fancy turns to butt peeing.
Randomly crying throughout the day because you have depression NF. Randomly crying throughout the day because you cry after you ejaculate. TFM. -North Carolina
This should be discussed with a psychiatric specialist, not the TFM wall.
A call girl OD’d in my room at the fratcastle when I was a sophomore. My bros helped me bury the hookers body the next county over, and we haven’t breathed a word about it since. TFM. -Florida
It seems like every week someone admits to a felony.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, the Goombas would be in Pi Koopa Alpha. TFM. -Mushroom Kingdom University
A terrible, terrible attempt at humor.
My girlfriend can queef on command. We are married now. TFM. -Texas
I wish you both the best in a long and fruitful marriage.
I guess that’s appropriate attire for whatever muni you’re playing on.
DJ Bottom Tier
Is that Richard Simmons with Sigma Chi? Holy shit, it is.