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Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
When you can’t vomit without getting a raging hard-on. TFM.
You might have some internal issues, perhaps a hernia.
Forcing the pledges to look at your asshole during every lineup. TFM.
“LOOK AT IT! LOOK INTO IT!”
I haven’t paid dues in two semesters and nobody seems to notice. Not even sure any of these guys know my name. Starting to think I might be a ghost like in that movie Sixth Sense. TFM.
Really tight-knit chapter with crazy strong brotherhood you’ve got there.
Spending the entirety of King Trump’s inauguration day butt ass naked stroking my hog. TFM.
A truly disturbing image.
Haven’t taken a solid shit in over two years. TFM.
Probably something to share with your general practitioner.
Taping a popsicle stick to your penis in order to simulate a boner. TFM.
Fake it till you make it.
Instead of bedtimes stories, as a small child my father would read me the Wall Street Journal. TFM.
Guessing you are seriously lacking in personality.
I hate two things: incompetent pledges and elderly Native American women. TFM.
Not all Native American women, just the elderly. Important distinction.
Having square testicles, not round. TFM.
I just spent several seconds pondering what it would be like to have cube testies and now my day is ruined.
Wearing a Donald Trump mask while you pound out your main bitch and her telling you how yuge your dick is. TFM.
You belong in a room with padded walls.
I Don’t Wanna Live Forever
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