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FAIL FRIDAY: Issa Weekend

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Ten times out of ten if you come around me after 8pm I’m wearing a bib prepared to eat ass like lobster. TFM.

He’s just walking around wearing his ass-eating bib every night nbd.

Filming a sex tape with a pledge’s mom and then making the entire pledge class watch it. TFM.

If this isn’t hazing, I don’t know what is.

Going to the emergency room because you got stuck inside a Fleshlight. TFM.

You should probably keep that story to yourself.

Taking your dong out on the dance floor at a sorority semi-formal and helicoptering until the police drag you away to jail for indecent exposure. TFM.

I wholeheartedly support this kind of behavior.

Dropping acid and making love to a little person in the enchanted forest. TFM.

This guy is on a level the rest of us can only hope to achieve.

Going to Costa Rica for a summer semester and developing a cocaine habit so bad that you’re forced to sell your body on the street corner to support it. TFM.

Exactly what his parents had in mind when they paid for that semester abroad.

Blowing bubbles in your chocolate milk and not giving a single flying fuck who knows it. TFM.

Rebel without a cause on one hundred thousand trillion.

Only wearing early 2000s hip hop street wear like FUBU and Sean John. TFM.

Fashion is cyclical and it’s time to bring these brands back.

Inviting her over and saying you’re going to cook dinner then preparing and serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with Cheetos and boxed wine. TFM.

You classy son of a bitch.

Paddling yourself nightly starting at the age of 10 to build a thick level of scar tissue on your ass in preparation for college. TFM.

It’s called being proactive.

Best executed mangina I've ever seen. Wish I didn't have to censor it. Flawless.

Most well-executed mangina I’ve ever seen. Wish I didn’t have to censor it. Flawless.

Son where are your fucking clothes?

Son where are your fucking clothes?

Brow game stupid.

Brow game stupid.

Shameful duo.

Shameful duo.

That man is possessed.

That man is possessed.

He made a puddle.

He made a puddle.

What?

What?

Punch yourself in the penis.

Punch yourself in the penis.

He's ready, bitches.

He’s ready, bitches.

Midriff is the new male romper.

Midriff is the new male romper.

Not sure how he landed on this particular pose.

Not sure how he landed on this particular pose.

Hey dude maybe sit the next couple plays out.

Hey dude maybe sit the next couple plays out.

Passing out in your Uggs. #TFM

Passing out in your Uggs. #TFM

What is that, a bathroom for ants?

What is this, a bathroom for ants?

Shit is hilarious! Haha! Scute!

Shit is hilarious! Haha! S’cute!

You wouldnt know it by looking at this picture, but these three crush ass nightly.

You wouldn’t know it by looking at this picture, but these three crush ass nightly.

Gonna go ahead and pass but thanks for the offer.

Gonna go ahead and pass but thanks for the offer.

Damn there must be ballers living in that house.

Damn there must be ballers living in that house.

Brothership is real.

Brothership is real.

Sweet Jesus what is this mess?

Sweet Jesus what is this mess?

No one is safe (@brendan3smith)

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Short and deep off the tee #golfisfun

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Should've been wearing his seatbelt (@jayquon_propeck)

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You ever fall asleep standing up? (@tytylewis)

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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