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Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and six videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being the best looking dude in the room while still giving 0 fucks. TFM.
What the fuck does that even mean?
I ate my slam out for 69 hours straight. Everything I eat now tastes like frat. TFM.
No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.
They said, “Little bro, you were given a bid to do frat things.” And you know what? They were right. TFM.
I want to uppercut you right in the dick.
A GDI asked me today why I thought I was better than him. I responded, “Because one of my shotguns is worth more than your car.” TFM.
And the try-hard gods smiled upon you this day.
Having pink eye and hooking up with a girl then deny having pink eye the next day. TFM.
That’s not really something you can outright deny. Pretty obvious symptoms.
Being a fifth year and still hanging out around the local high school to hit on girls that are untainted. TFM.
There is more than a 100% chance this dude does prison time at some point.
Not being able to achieve an erection without having a gun to your head. TFM.
You have deeply rooted psychological issues, friend.
I’m not gay, but a good looking man in a tight pair of baseball pants revs my engines. TFM.
You just have an appreciation for the male physique, that’s all.
If I get a boner in class, I punch it as hard as I can till it goes away. TFM.
Good move. Best not to make a scene.
Legally changing your name to Pablo so you can tell people the new Kanye album is based on your life. TFM.
Being declared clinically insane because you’re clinically insane. TFM.
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