Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
When you can tell your girlfriend is cheating on you because she’s more cavernous than usual and you’re hung like an elf. TFM.
Sweet holy mother we’re coming out swinging today.
Hitting pool halls in your college town and hustling the locals in 8-ball. TFM.
Sounds pretty specific to you and your life. Try to be more #relatable.
Sometimes I’ll see how many days I can go without showering before someone says something. Usually make it three or four. TFM.
Guessing you’re not super popular with the opposite sex or any humans at all.
Paying an ex-employee $20 for his Burger King uniform then walking in to random locations and pouring MD 20/20 into the fry batter. TFM.
This is going to be an extremely weird crime for which to do the time.
Dressing like it’s 1983, spending like it’s 1995, and listening to “Closer” on repeat like it’s 2016. TFM.
You are pretty much the most insufferable person walking the face of the earth.
When I was a pre-teen, my nanny used to beat me with a large sausage link so that I wouldn’t bruise. TFM.
Nanny sounds like a lovely lady.
Chumbawamba is the most criminally underrated musical act of all-time. TFM.
Tubthumping legitimately changed my life.
Yeah so you got a fucking bid big whoop you’re still white trash from Detroit. TFM.
Look man if you have beef with someone from Detroit, address them directly. This is not the place.
Not engaging in making out with a girl unless each her of individual titties weighs at least 6 pounds. TFM.
Well, that’s one way to make the pond you’re fishing in smaller.
It’s not gay if you don’t touch tips during the devil’s threesome. TFM.
On some level, if you have to go out of your way to say it’s not gay, it’s gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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