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Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Motorboating a girl so hard you get a nose bleed. TFM.
Relax. You’re going to pop those fun bags.
Running around campus with a Romney sign, publicly denying that Obama won, and wholeheartedly believing it. TFM.
You’re a fucking tard. Move on.
I’m part of the RedTube community so I can talk about the awesome pornos I watch with other fratstars online. TFM.
My username is GettingSratPoon69. Hit me up.
Getting circumcised for your 21st birthday party. TFM.
Sounds like one hell of a jubilee.
I feel bad for the cleaning ladies at my office; I always leave doo doo stains in the toilet bowl, every day. TFM.
Cool semicolon. Total grammar try-hard move.
Getting “eat dirt because you think it’s chocolate” drunk. TFM.
That’s nothing. Try getting “snort sugar because you think it’s cocaine” drunk.
Paying your chapter dues instead of paying child support to that bitch you knocked up in high school. TFM.
Those kids are probably loser geeds anyway.
Making your slam give you a hand job with her left hand, because women don’t have rights. TFM.
A woman-hating joke about handjobs? You are shit.
Waking up naked in the kitchen with half a piece of pizza in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other, and immediately taking a shot. TFM.
That’s what rock-bottom feels like.
The waitress asked if it was going to be cash or charge. She let me pay with my meat stick. The TFM. #dickswipe #waitresssex #DeVrysucks
Please stop using hashtags in your ridiculous attempts. This isn’t twitter.
You know that tile is cold on his bare skin.
Jesus, how old is this fucking guy?
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
One of the gayest things I’ve ever seen.
Oh come on! Don’t use the TFM sailboat like that!
Real brotherhood starts with eating off another brother’s face.
I don’t have the slightest fucking clue what’s going on here, but it’s hilarious.
House arrest at the frat house.
“Aw, bro you’re getting it in my eye! Aim for the Polo tat, bro! Arggghhhh!”
Cheering your heart out. TFM.
I would rage with these weirdos, just to see what it’s all about.
PETA is going to love this fraticorn.
You’re not hardcore until you carve your letters into your back.
Don’t fuck with this guy and his rake.
I bet they hold hands on the rides.
Two guys wrestling in a kiddie pool, assumedly filled with lube.
McGannaham Skjellyfetti. TFM.
They look so fierce.
A Pajama Party Promo:
At least it’s a registered party.
The Soundtrack From This ’09 Rush Video Is Incredible:
Pinup chaser to wash down the bad:
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