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FAIL FRIDAY: More Life, More Mistakes

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to ross@totalfratmove.com.

Earning the pledge nickname “Brown Mouth” because you’re an ass-eating champion. TFM.

Ass is the healthiest part of a balanced diet.

One day when I’m a CEO I’m going to treat my employees just like pledges and run the most effecient company in the world. TFM.

Somehow I seriously doubt that.

Handing out HPV to hot sorority smokes like its candy bars on Halloween. TFM.

Probably not something to be proud of.

Not being able to do basic arithmetic but it not mattering because your dad owns a dealership. TFM.

That’s why calculators were invented.

When you get arrested on spring break in Cabo and your parents refuse to pay your bail so you become some guy name Carlos’ girlfriend for a few days to avoid being shanked. TFM.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

Saying, “Nice hog, huh?” when TSA is patting you down in airport security. TFM.

I do not recommend making this joke during a routine TSA pat-down.

Once a week I make a pledge come give me a back massage and I sware this most recent time my penis moved a little whne he hit the good spot. TFM.

It doesn’t mean you’re gay, it just means you might be.

Driving your truck into the ocean on spring break because you took too many hits of acid and thought you were driving a beluga whale and sending it to its home. TFM.

Classic whale-truck mixup that could’ve happened to anyone.

Not being afraid to expose your flaccid penis to the police. TFM.

Wag your frock at those pigs.

Developing an acquired taste for human feces over the course of hell week. TFM.

This is some shit that you never fully recover from.

Goober with a staff.

Goober with a staff.

Really showing out for their chapter.

Really showing out for their chapter.

Shotgunning chocolate milk. TFM.

Shotgunning chocolate milk. TFM.

Man down.

Man down.

Someone haze these nerds.

Someone haze these nerds.

Please bite his face, snake.

Please bite his face, snake.

You disgrace our great country with your beach attire.

You disgrace our great country with your beach attire.

Bob got sleepy mid-piss.

Bob got sleepy mid-piss.

Slap yourself twice.

Slap yourself twice.

Zero chance he didn't end up in cuffs.

Zero chance he didn’t end up in cuffs.

We get it, you like Auburn.

We get it, you like Auburn.

His own damn fraternity put this post up.

His own damn fraternity put this photo up.

Guarantee they are both ass on the court.

Guarantee they are both ass on the court.

Happy birthday you fucking idiot.

Happy birthday you fucking idiot.

Please God don't do it.

Please God don’t do it.

Someone get this guy on the child predator watch list.

Someone get this guy on the child predator watch list.

Man down.

Man down.

Doesn't even deserve a caption.

Doesn’t even deserve a caption.

The dude used #Corleones.

The dude used #Corleones.

Just brush your fucking teeth dude.

Just brush your fucking teeth dude.

Vinny drank all the beers.

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WHY? SOMEONE TELL ME WHY.

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Ball. Is. Life.

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. #golfisfun

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Why? I don't know. But it's entertaining.

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Keeping your composure. #TFM #golfisfun

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If you can't dance, do us all a favor and don't.

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"How's your spring semester going?" #golfisfun

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Big man needs some help.

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His Monday hangover is just a little worse than everyone else's.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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