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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Earning the pledge nickname “Brown Mouth” because you’re an ass-eating champion. TFM.
Ass is the healthiest part of a balanced diet.
One day when I’m a CEO I’m going to treat my employees just like pledges and run the most effecient company in the world. TFM.
Somehow I seriously doubt that.
Handing out HPV to hot sorority smokes like its candy bars on Halloween. TFM.
Probably not something to be proud of.
Not being able to do basic arithmetic but it not mattering because your dad owns a dealership. TFM.
That’s why calculators were invented.
When you get arrested on spring break in Cabo and your parents refuse to pay your bail so you become some guy name Carlos’ girlfriend for a few days to avoid being shanked. TFM.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Saying, “Nice hog, huh?” when TSA is patting you down in airport security. TFM.
I do not recommend making this joke during a routine TSA pat-down.
Once a week I make a pledge come give me a back massage and I sware this most recent time my penis moved a little whne he hit the good spot. TFM.
It doesn’t mean you’re gay, it just means you might be.
Driving your truck into the ocean on spring break because you took too many hits of acid and thought you were driving a beluga whale and sending it to its home. TFM.
Classic whale-truck mixup that could’ve happened to anyone.
Not being afraid to expose your flaccid penis to the police. TFM.
Wag your frock at those pigs.
Developing an acquired taste for human feces over the course of hell week. TFM.
This is some shit that you never fully recover from.
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