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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Made a pledge kiss me and then made fun of him for being gay after he did it. TFM.
You got him good.
Catching wood while watching SportsCenter. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number Mrs. Linda Cohn. I’m young and I’m ready. Please fuck me. TFM.
Yeah, I’m sure she’s going to see this.
Bringing your own roll of toilet paper to parties just in case. TFM.
Never know when that IBS is going to act up. Can’t be too careful.
Knew I had to join a frat after realizing I had a little wang in the 6th grade after a weird locker room experience. TFM.
Thanks for sharing with the class.
Using your hand to lift the shitty public toilet seat because you don’t want anything to get on your new Sperrys. TFM.
This guy has his priorities straight.
Delivering a cease and desist to your stepdad to quit fingering your mom while your home for the summer. TFM.
Cute family you’ve got there.
Getting the DJ at your father’s country club fired for playing “Black Or White” by Michael Jackson. TFM.
Was going to buy a brand new car today, until I saw it had a 2.0L I4 GDI engine. Then I called the salesman a try-hard and told him to fuck back off to his dorm. TFM.
Salesman was probably utterly confused.
Keeping price tags on all articles of clothing so when you’re out and about, everyone knows how fucking rich you are. TFM. #affluence #oldmoney
You are new money trash.
Slamming my dick into a vacuum cleaner while I’m thinking about the weekend. TFM.
Vacuum…vacuum cleaner fucker, do you need assistance?