Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Refusing to get a new pair of boat shoes even though yours smell like 1,000 rotting corpses and girls have literally abandoned you mid-hookup as a result. TFM.
Jesus dude just buy new shoes.
When your go-to pickup line at this bar is “Spit in my mouth, mami.” TFM.
I personally have had a high rate of success with that very line.
Flossing with her pubic hair because it’s al natural and you care deeply about the environment. TFM.
You are a disgusting animal.
Having a bathroom attendant pledge that has to wipe your bottom for you when you poo because you never learned how. TFM.
Just make sure he wipes from back-to-front.
Going to confession every Sunday and telling the priest how many beers and pussies you crushed over the weekend. TFM.
Gotta stay right with the Lord.
Driving a pink VW Bug with custom plates that say TFTC with a bumper sticker of Calvin peeing on the democratic donkey. TFM.
Whatever makes you happy.
Indoor rock climbing on the weekends because climbing is your passion but you’re albino and the sun burns your sensitive white skin. TFM.
It’s hard out there for an albino rock climbing enthusiast.
Summer school? More like summer drool. So many honeys in this bitch. Schwing! TFM.
This dude is 100% cranking in the back row.
Every time you go to your female doctor for an annual checkup asking her if there’s some medical issue with the fact that your balls are so big. TFM.
It’s all fun and games until you get testicular cancer.
Take a chug of whiskey, take a chug of beer, take a couple cocks in hand it’s frat that shit’s not queer. TFM.
Beautiful poetry thank you for sharing.