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FAIL FRIDAY: Nobody’s Perfect

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Refusing to get a new pair of boat shoes even though yours smell like 1,000 rotting corpses and girls have literally abandoned you mid-hookup as a result. TFM.

Jesus dude just buy new shoes.

When your go-to pickup line at this bar is “Spit in my mouth, mami.” TFM.

I personally have had a high rate of success with that very line.

Flossing with her pubic hair because it’s al natural and you care deeply about the environment. TFM.

You are a disgusting animal.

Having a bathroom attendant pledge that has to wipe your bottom for you when you poo because you never learned how. TFM.

Just make sure he wipes from back-to-front.

Going to confession every Sunday and telling the priest how many beers and pussies you crushed over the weekend. TFM.

Gotta stay right with the Lord.

Driving a pink VW Bug with custom plates that say TFTC with a bumper sticker of Calvin peeing on the democratic donkey. TFM.

Whatever makes you happy.

Indoor rock climbing on the weekends because climbing is your passion but you’re albino and the sun burns your sensitive white skin. TFM.

It’s hard out there for an albino rock climbing enthusiast.

Summer school? More like summer drool. So many honeys in this bitch. Schwing! TFM.

This dude is 100% cranking in the back row.

Every time you go to your female doctor for an annual checkup asking her if there’s some medical issue with the fact that your balls are so big. TFM.

It’s all fun and games until you get testicular cancer.

Take a chug of whiskey, take a chug of beer, take a couple cocks in hand it’s frat that shit’s not queer. TFM.

Beautiful poetry thank you for sharing.

This is the photo next to the word "Goober" in the dictionary.

This photo appears next to the word “Goober” in the dictionary.

I dont know and I dont want to know.

I don’t know and I don’t want to know.

These bros 100 percent get mad pussy.

These bros 100 percent get mad pussy.

It's called being fashion forward you judgmental dick.

It’s called being fashion forward you judgmental dick.

Bourbon street got that mother fucker good and his buddy is not happy about it.

Bourbon street got that mother fucker good and his buddy is not happy about it.

Swole boys showing out.

Swole boys showing out.

Eyes on the prize in the skies.

Eyes on the prize in the skies.

Share some rat poison next.

Share some rat poison next.

Savage! Savage! SO SAVAGE!

Savage! Savage! Savage af!

This is why you dont let a pledge crash in your bed.

This is why you don’t let a pledge crash in your bed.

It's called gun safety dude learn something about it.

It’s called gun safety dude learn something about it.

Or don't. Either way.

Or don’t. Either way.

COCAAAAAAINE!

COCAAAAAAINE!

Bobby, you look like an idiot.

Bobby, you look like an idiot.

Chin boys cheesing.

Chin boys cheesing.

Posing like this for every pic from now on.

Posing like this for every pic from now on.

Made the same face he's making when I saw this photo.

Made the same face he’s making when I saw this photo.

S'cute as hell.

S’cute as hell.

Fuck 'em all.

Fuck ’em all.

Public display of erection. #TFM

Public display of erection. #TFM

Look at this animal (@Gazonifamily)

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Is he crying (@Garrisonbentz)

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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