Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Doing snow angels in the nude in an attempt to freeze your cock off because of the crabs. TFM.
There has to be a better way to treat that.
Hiding your JUUL up your ass so no one can take your precious from you. TFM.
Protect the JUUL at all cost.
I let my dog watch when I whack off so they know who’s the man of the house. TFM.
There’s something wrong with you.
Hitting the confessional booth and telling the priest how much ass you ate that week. TFM.
How many Hail Marys did he give you?
Doing so many beer bongs in a row that you poop yourself during intercourse. TFM.
Well, she’s never sleeping with you again.
Pounding daiquiris all weekend with your boys to celebrate Hanukkah. TFM.
I’m almost positive daiquiris don’t have shit to do with Hanukkah.
I make my girl wear pasties because I have a nipple phobia. TFM.
Having a recurring wet dream where you and Santa haze the shit out of his bitch ass pledge elves together. TFM.
Sounds like someone is too full of Christmas cheer.
My mother can no longer look me in the eye because she walked in on me eating the maid’s ass last Christmas. TFM.
Tell your hating ass mom what SZN it is.
Taking a triple dose of Viagra before going to see the new Star Wars movie so that you can cum buckets. TFM.
You’re sick, nerd. Very sick.