======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Pulling the rubber off, grabbing a Sharpie off of your nightstand, and asking her “Who should I make this out to?” TFM.
You’re the Chad Ochocinco of pound town.
Blacking out while your having sex and then you come too and your fucking her best friend. TFM.
It doesn’t scare you that you might wake up fucking YOUR best friend?
That stroll on the beach so everyone knows you are in a frat. TFM.
“Check out this guy walking on the beach. He must be in a frat. Only fratters stroll on the sand.”
Granite countertops so when my slams squirt on them it’ll be a quick cleanup. TFM.
Practical reasoning, if you ask me.
Getting a tattoo of my own dick out of respect. TFM.
If you don’t respect your own dick enough to get a tattoo of it, no one will.
Literally never using an umbrella. I have Sperrys. TFM.
I’m failing to make the connection here, son.
Making Summer come loudly while graduating summa cum laude. TFM.
That’s terrible. I laughed, but that’s terrible.
Winking at the slams in the dining hall as you seductively eat your fish tacos. TFM.
I hope you flop your tongue around like Manny in Scarface.
Only wearing cargo shorts because you have more pockets to fill with beer. TFM.
If it was about utility, would we all wear cargos?
Throwing in a horseshoe of Copenhagen while fishing. TFM. Using Copenhagen as bait when fishing. TTryHardM. Biting a line filled with Copenhagen. TFratFishM.
Thanks for sharing this complex philosophical analysis.
Hard work and dedication pays off.
Real cutie patooties.
Look at this sassy little spider monkey.
The lights are on, but no one’s home.
Three Tigger lovers.
Dominating karaoke so fucking hard with my bros. TFM.
That’ll turn those man titties into pecks of pure muscle.
Those aren’t the geeds you’re looking for.
Unbelievable photography skills to catch it midair like that.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…