Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Looking up a girl’s shower-to-shit ratio to decide if her ass deserves to be eaten. TFM.
Where would one find such statistics?
On 4/20 I run around dressed like a terrorist yelling in fake Arabic to scare all the pot smoking hippies. TFM.
That’s how you end up in Guantanamo, friendo.
“Take it or leave it. This crooked penis is all I’ve got.” -Me to girls when the bars are closing. TFM.
Not the best sales pitch I’ve ever heard.
It’s 2017 if I can’t ask a girl to ritualistically shave my ass now then when? TFM.
Try again in 2020, I guess.
How many pledges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? As many as I fucking say. TFM.
I give this pledge joke 3/10 and that’s generous.
Nothing wrong with a little anal tickling now and again. TFM.
You keep your proclivities to you, and I’ll keep mine to me.
I have made a pledge pee himself just via eye contact and I love the smell of pledge pee. TFM.
Everybody knows a guy who develops a fetish for pledge urine.
Spending your dues money on Vicodin to numb the pain that dwells within you. TFM.
Shit that’s dark.
I’m just a white guy trying to get a bid to a historically black fraternity so I can get out in front of this race war. TFM.
I’m sure their rush chair will totally understand that.
My favorite thing about Mexico is the strippers who let you do cocaine in their butts. TFM.
That’s everybody’s favorite thing about Mexico.