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FAIL FRIDAY: Pot Smoking Hippies

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Looking up a girl’s shower-to-shit ratio to decide if her ass deserves to be eaten. TFM.

Where would one find such statistics?

On 4/20 I run around dressed like a terrorist yelling in fake Arabic to scare all the pot smoking hippies. TFM.

That’s how you end up in Guantanamo, friendo.

“Take it or leave it. This crooked penis is all I’ve got.” -Me to girls when the bars are closing. TFM.

Not the best sales pitch I’ve ever heard.

It’s 2017 if I can’t ask a girl to ritualistically shave my ass now then when? TFM.

Try again in 2020, I guess.

How many pledges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? As many as I fucking say. TFM.

I give this pledge joke 3/10 and that’s generous.

Nothing wrong with a little anal tickling now and again. TFM.

You keep your proclivities to you, and I’ll keep mine to me.

I have made a pledge pee himself just via eye contact and I love the smell of pledge pee. TFM.

Everybody knows a guy who develops a fetish for pledge urine.

Spending your dues money on Vicodin to numb the pain that dwells within you. TFM.

Shit that’s dark.

I’m just a white guy trying to get a bid to a historically black fraternity so I can get out in front of this race war. TFM.

I’m sure their rush chair will totally understand that.

My favorite thing about Mexico is the strippers who let you do cocaine in their butts. TFM.

That’s everybody’s favorite thing about Mexico.

Sharing is caring.

Sharing is caring.

Family is more important that anything.

Family is more important than anything.

NEEEEEEEERDS!

NEEEEEEEERDS!

You two motherfuckers should be ashamed.

You two motherfuckers should be ashamed.

Someone needs to cut this tree down.

Someone needs to cut this tree down.

Cuff jeans and sandals are a hot fashion combo.

Cuffed jeans and sandals are a hot fashion combo.

Slap yourself for this son.

Slap yourself for this son.

Kid isn't even in a frat!

Kid isn’t even in a frat!

You get shot for throwing up signs like that where I'm from.

You get shot for throwing up signs like that where I’m from.

NOOOOOOOOOOO.

NOOOOOOOOOOO.

No you don't, so don't.

No you don’t, so don’t.

I don't know what's going on here, but I don't like it.

I don’t know what’s going on here, but I don’t like it.

It's raining pussy at this darty.

It’s raining pussy at this darty.

You are no poet, goober.

You are no poet, goober.

Spending a little too much time playing with Jake's snake.

Spending a little too much time playing with Jake’s snake.

I for one am very aroused.

I, for one, am very aroused.

Best representation that sorority could get, huh?

Best representation that sorority could get, huh?

Goober gang gang gang.

Goober gang gang gang.

How was Hooters?

How was Hooters?

Don't disgrace Kung Fu Kenny's lyrics.

Don’t disgrace Kung Fu Kenny’s lyrics.

Let the devil out of you, son

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Yo the ball hit him in the head. #golfisfun

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A lot going on here

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Wait for it

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Hey man something happened to your teeth

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This guy's pretty good.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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