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FAIL FRIDAY: Running With Scissors

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being gay but still having slampieces to keep up appearances. TFM.
-South Carolina

Tom Cruise frat.

Sometimes I draw a penis on my face before I go out so people know I’m there to fucking party. TFM.

I’m sure everybody takes you seriously.

Getting your salad tossed by a stripper in her shower. TFM.

If it had been YOUR shower this wouldn’t have been a fail, but HER shower? Come on.

Kissed a guy just to see two girls make out. TFM.

Isn’t this the plot of one of the American Pie movies?

I stopped wearing American Eagle in the seventh grade when my house burned down. Thank God for fire. TFM.

So, had your house not burned down you’d still be rocking the Eagle?

The house beer bong doubles as an abortion vacuum. TFM.

This is almost as outlandish as the email we received requesting a TFM brand abortion probe.

A dozen Krispy Kremes and a case of Natty. Breakfast of champions. TFM.
-North Carolina

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.” -Dean Wormer

Running with scissors. TFM.

I hope you take your fucking eye out.

Singing Josh Turner’s “Your Man” as we run down sorority row in girl’s Nike running shorts. TFM.

This is an act of great masculinity.

I donated $10 to a charity to buy nets in Africa to help save millions of mosquitoes from AIDS. TFM.

Wait, what?

Too gay for words.

Yeah, these guys again. STILL more to come…

Sometimes I dance around the house in my sister’s dresses too.

Spring Break in Aruba. TFM.

Cylindrical penis with no head boner fail.

This may be the worst gathering of human beings ever captured on camera:

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