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FAIL FRIDAY: Sadness Abounds

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Getting you a girl who will massage your testes while she rocks you with a strap-on. TFM.

Dear Lord, why?

Sometimes I get real high and smell my fingers to see if I can pick up the scent of the last girl that I last had digit intercourse with. TFM.

That is highly disturbing.

I will destroy your mother’s vagina. TFM.

No sir, you will not.

Saturdays might be for the boys, but Sundays are for the Lord. TFM.

The Lord is almost definitely rolling his eyes at you.

My ex-girlfriend cheated on me with a giant bull dike named Cristina, so I pooped in Cristina’s mailbox. TFM.

That’s a hate crime.

Being a real frat star who wears Ray Bans and croakies in the mother fucking rain with no shame. TFM.

Come catch these hands.

When a girl underestimates your small penis but then it turns out you’re a grower oh snap bitch what up now. TFM.

It’s getting to the point where like 75% of submissions revolve around dicks.

One beer? Two beers? Three beers? Try 32. That’s the most I’ve had in one night. I drink. TFM.

You’re gonna be a great big fat person when you’re older.

Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? I have. I masturbate with those tears as lube. TFM.

You people never cease to amaze me.

Wrong or right, I’m going to shave my balls and then glue the pubes to a pledge tonight. TFM.

I am confident the IFC will classify this as hazing.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Aggie ring dunk gone horribly wrong.

Aggie ring dunk gone horribly wrong.

What the shit tits?

What the shit tits?

Two hours in Mexico and he lost a goddamn eye.

Two hours in Mexico and he lost a goddamn eye.

Real frat daddies all eat this way.

Real frat daddies all eat this way.

Oh no what have you done.

Oh no what have you done.

That is a mistake.

That is a mistake.

Brothership is a beautiful thing.

Brothership is a beautiful thing.

Nobody is worried about you goobers.

Nobody is worried about you goobers.

Uhhh what's with the gun?

Uhhh what’s with the gun?

Having a high score in golf is bad.

Having a high score in golf is bad.

Walmart Wardrobe. #TFM

Walmart wardrobe. #TFM

Gonna go out on a limb and predict that these guys won't be going gold.

Gonna go out on a limb and predict that their album won’t be going gold.

Zeeb Team Six? Come on.

Zeeb Team Six? Come on.

Congratulations on the birthday and the weak ass friends.

Congratulations on the weak ass party and the weak ass friends.

You really don't though.

You really don’t though.

These fratters pull crazy puss.

These fratters pull crazy pussy.

Oh we can tell you were so super pumped.

Oh we can tell you were so super pumped.

It's over, man. Harambe is gone. Let it go.

It’s over, man. Harambe is gone. Let it go.

Korean Jesus is a geed.

Korean Jesus is a geed.

Immediately regretting a decision. #TFM

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Fully cooperating with law enforcement

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And just like that, a legend was born

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These people are allowed to vote

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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