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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Getting you a girl who will massage your testes while she rocks you with a strap-on. TFM.
Dear Lord, why?
Sometimes I get real high and smell my fingers to see if I can pick up the scent of the last girl that I last had digit intercourse with. TFM.
That is highly disturbing.
I will destroy your mother’s vagina. TFM.
No sir, you will not.
Saturdays might be for the boys, but Sundays are for the Lord. TFM.
The Lord is almost definitely rolling his eyes at you.
My ex-girlfriend cheated on me with a giant bull dike named Cristina, so I pooped in Cristina’s mailbox. TFM.
That’s a hate crime.
Being a real frat star who wears Ray Bans and croakies in the mother fucking rain with no shame. TFM.
Come catch these hands.
When a girl underestimates your small penis but then it turns out you’re a grower oh snap bitch what up now. TFM.
It’s getting to the point where like 75% of submissions revolve around dicks.
One beer? Two beers? Three beers? Try 32. That’s the most I’ve had in one night. I drink. TFM.
You’re gonna be a great big fat person when you’re older.
Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? I have. I masturbate with those tears as lube. TFM.
You people never cease to amaze me.
Wrong or right, I’m going to shave my balls and then glue the pubes to a pledge tonight. TFM.
I am confident the IFC will classify this as hazing.