Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Refusing to refer to your penis as anything other than Captain Winky. TFM.
Might want to talk to a psychologist about that.
From birth until death, I’ll frat harder than the rest. 7 days a week, 365, 24/7 getting up in those guts and eating ass . TFM.
What a lovely thing to say.
Waking up after blacking out and realizing you pierced both your ears and are wearing your girlfriend’s earrings and underwear. TFM.
Time to reevaluate your life.
These pledges all know what my asshole smells like. TFM.
That’s the way it should be.
Been doing 1,000 crunches a day in preperation of Halloween so I can be Leonidas from 300. TFM.
Super original and not at all douchey.
Having a poop phobia that really limits your ass-eating abilities. TFM.
Poop phobia? That’s a new one..
Getting FRAT tattooed on the inside of your lower lip so all the bitches know. TFM.
God bless you, stupid stranger.
Ever fucked a cheeseburger? I have. TFM.
I have not, but thank you for asking.
A man without secrets is no man at all, so I dress like a ballerina on the weekends and listen to Beethoven in my dorm. TFM.
Crack rock I smoke, sorority girls I poke, pledges I choke, frat is no joke. TFM.
We’re done here.