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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 4 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making her sign a contract that says she won’t poop on formal. TFM.
It’s just a couple days I’m sure she can hold it.
Couldn’t stop laughing during my grandpas 69th birthday party hahahahaha. TFM.
How stoned were you then and how stoned are you now?
My U-Haul caught on fire moving home from college after some asshole didn’t secure a mattress tightly on his truck, and I could not switch lanes in time, so I ran over it. The mattress caught on fire which caught all my shit on fire and lost about 3/4 of my clothes and all my Sperries (plus a beer bong). Please donate so I do not have to wear cargos from my freshman year of high school. I have a video of the blazing inferno but will not allow me to post it. TFM.
Fuck off you poor.
Inserting your finger where she farts from while she’s awake. TFM.
You people are so weird.
Using cocaine on your French toast instead of powder sugar. TFM.
I think you might have a drug problem.
Renting out your throat to your bro’s so you can pay your dues. TFM.
Gross dude wtf.
Throwing 5 inches or less parties at your frat house. TFM.
Sad thing is I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or he gets the double meaning.
Showing up to the house a few years after graduating and having pledges come up to you and say, “We’ve heard about you, we don’t want any trouble.” TFM.
You gave bids to the wrong dudes.
Drawing yourself a nice warm bath. TFM.
What is a TFM? I don’t even know anymore.
Always having a cracked phone screen despite having more than enough money to replace it. TFM.
Shows how hard you party! Right brah?
TrevBro – Slow Motion ft. The L.A.W.D.$. (prod. by TrevBro)
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