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An Elmo paddle? That’s totally normal.
YAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF.
#selfie
Watch out for these bad mother effers.
Well that’s interesting.
Takes balls to spew your guts out next to a cop car.
“Will you marry me, bro?”.
Shotgunning naked in the hotel hallway. TFM.
Take a look at this fuckin’ guy.
Enrique Iglesias In A Pizza Shop:
Smallest Fraternity Ever:
Chaser of milk to wash down the failure:
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SAE came out swinging with their retard bats this week.
^I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not…
Agreed^
It actually depresses me. Are we becoming TKE?
Must be tryhard GDI’s.
I thought the SAE nerd gun war was actually pretty cool…
I think we may be getting too big… When I had to go to “Leadership School” for our province, 1 of the 5 chapters had guys I’d associate myself with.
Great to see the PA Guy back on top. Also, fuck you intern, it’s damn near 3 pm here. How the worst, most defective sperm cell in your dad’s balls beat all of the other normal ones to your mom’s egg in that Arby’s restroom does and will always continue to fascinate me.
Add this one to the next “TFM Mean Comments” video
And then I handed her plan B
^^^Or we were just super sperm that got there first and tore that shit to pieces.
^^ Slow and Steady are two words that no girl has ever used to describe me
So, in actual fact, these fastest swimmers that reached the outside of the egg first, die off from the fatigue of swimming so fast and the effort of breaking down these walls, allowing the relatively slower swimmers (us) to have a smoother journey to reach the inside of an egg (the plasma membrane) first, and consequently, fertilizing it.
The conclusion is, we were not the fastest swimmers, we were the smartest swimmers. We conserved our energies by taking a slower swim and then use our remaining energies for breaking down the last little barrier left to reach the inside of an egg first and fertilizing it, just like the old saying: “Slow and steady wins the race!” =]
^^Wow that was actually a good mean comment. Breath of fresh air
If shotgunning naked in a hotel hallway is wrong then I don’t want to be right.
I see no reason why that picture should be on here and not the wall.
I think she might’ve been a racist, DOESN’T MATTER HAD SEX
This was about as late as Dorn’s mom’s period.
Rob, haze the intern for being so late for me before you come home. #PleaseCallMe
God fucking dammit intern you useless piece of shit. I waited all day to take a shit but couldn’t hold it anymore and shit about 5 minutes ago. And you post it now. I’m going to castrate all of your sons so they can’t have any children and your family name will die.
Looks like some TKE’s found their way into SAE
Well said
The only thing that salvaged this absolutely pathetic excuse for a Fail Friday was the return of the PA Guy. Kindly go fuck yourself, Intern.
If male rush boobs becomes a thing, I will have lost all remaining hope for humanity. Take a swan dive off a roof intern.
Delta Chi, forever ashamed.
Nice job getting this out to us fashionably late today intern. Ill let your emo, five headed, and autistic colleague SFPL know that you deserve your weekly slow blow in the office bathroom extra slow Monday
Two more reasons to love milk.
Tech Guy, stop being a communist and get Fail Friday to fit on one fucking page or I will force-feed your mother’s twat to you.
Can’t believe I saved up my afternoon poop for this garbage.
DING
Jesus Christ, the insults in the comments section are better than this week’s post. This is pathetic intern.
7th one on the second page is a definite win.
The things I would do to Carmen Electra..
Good work everyone.
Some kids can’t handle their alcohol
Looks like a more downsy version of Tatro in the LT jersey.
7th picture, Aaron Hernandez has escaped
For the intern….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSix8H_L_Mg
Intern, you cock gobbling thunder cunt, stop being one of the poors and buy yourself a god damn watch so you can post on time. Fuck every generation of your ancestors, I hope every living member of your family is sterile so we can rid of the world of your gene pool.
http://www.xvideos.com/video371245/best_use_of_milk_by_carmen_electra
The rest of the Carmen Electra Video..you’re welcome.
What a group of winners.
I have a strange feeling thats not the real PA guy!
https://www.fivemile.com/rewardsref/index/refer/id/42335/
That chaser makes no sense, she just got out of the shower. Why would she pouurrrrr… never mind, hey uh guys, I think I’m gonna use the bathroom.
The intern farts jizz
First time in weeks i haven’t been completely embarrassed to be a TKE.
I doubt it.
The letters imply perma-embarrassment
motion for a vomit picture compilation
The Elmo paddle was hilarious.
ok so what porno was that for the chaser? i really want to know
Check out these boner jams from the vid:
“Woof”?
one of the worst serenades I’ve ever seen. those pledges should have their teeth kicked in from that one.
The kid in Merica Chubbies could be the son of Toby from The Office.
’bout goddamn time
I’ll be sending you a package intern that is full of coarse sand. Remove the sand from its packaging and proceed to rub it directly into your eyes.
This is worse than Chubbies attempt at a winter short.
When the girl dressed as the moose is like “This isn’t a Halloween costume, I’m actually a moose” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TAlaskaM
The Carmen Electra video ripped off Salma Hayek’s scene in “From Dusk till Dawn,” which is much better by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM
Intern, I hope you get stabbed with an AIDS infected needle as you chug a gallon of bleach.
We might as well call it Fail Saturday if you keep this up
Electric toothbrush? You mean vibrator.
If I ever have to wait until two in the damn afternoon for a fail friday again i’m going to rip off my dick and beat you to death with it intern. Then i’m going to take your dick and surgically attach it to mine, reattach this megadick to my body and violate your mother with it.
why the fuck is the intern always late, I’m gong to double fist your mom and rape your sister….at the same time you fuck stick
Congrats on getting this out around noon intern. Looks like you do serve a purpose other than getting reach-arounds from PA guy while you blow bacon.
That chaser, aside from being the worst I’ve ever scene, made me go straight from the beer I was drinking to the whiskey to black-out this fail Friday.
^Do less.