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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Telling a potential slam you’re going to nail her like Jesus Christ. TFM.
Wow. Woooooow. Wow.
Brad Pitts’ body in Fight Club. TFM.
Looking through old family photos and fucking puking because I was wearing cargo shorts I’m so sorry. TFM.
You should be sorry. You disgust me.
Being known by EVERYONE as Poops McYolo. TFM.
If you have to be known as something, Poops McYolo is pretty solid.
Milking your girlfriend. TFM.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
I’ve got a subpar upper body, a mean set of calves, and an exquisite collection of American flag shorts. TFM.
You just taking a personal inventory or what?
Getting her moist with poetic wordplay that makes no sense. TFM.
“Let me hear another one of your nonsense poems, baby.”
Getting bleached more times than my girlfriend. Specifically hair and anus. TFM.
Getting your anus bleached is frat.
Do not call me a “try hard” because I wear clothes that you don’t have the balls to wear. I wear what the fuck I want because either I rock it or it is fucking comfy. Sure I show some thigh with my shorts and wear tanks to class. But honestly why do you even care? You focus on getting your own pussy and I will focus on getting mine. Lastly instead of awkwardly staring at me just pass me a fucking brew and down one with me. TFM.
Calm down, try hard. Do less.
Dude, im a chill 10th grader in wisco, my prof pic is sexy as hell and i blow dress on the daily
Not a TFM? Just saying what’s up? Go fuck yourself.