Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Hitting the vape so hard that you pass out and wake up naked on the roof with a hamster in your ass. TFM.
This is why I don’t vape.
Pledges fear me, women want me, men want to be me. TFM.
Kick your own ass for typing these words.
Having a milk chugging competition with your frattiest professor and whooping his ass! Frat!
Hell is wrong with you son?
She had booty, I had mouth, booty + mouth = ASS EATN SZN. TFM.
Can’t argue with that flawless math.
Ass bonging lighter fluid then having your boy hold a lighter to your anus while you rip a big one. TFM.
Tuition dollars hard at work.
Our alumni advisor came in town and found out we were cooking meth in the basement. Whoops! TFM.
That’s not really a “whoops” scenario.
Prematurely ejacking from a glorious handjibber. TFM.
Please keep your sexual experiences to yourself.
Got 2nd in Fortnite so I spiked my controller and broke my flatscreen over my roommate’s head. He died. TFM.
Going to prison because of Fortnite is a damn shame.
Titties out for the boys on Saturday which is for the guys because in secret we take our cocks out and sword fight with them for the kids! TFM.
I don’t even know anymore.
Letting your main squeeze know she has your heart by getting her name tattooed across your shaft for Valentine’s Day. TFM.
That is a mistake, friendo.