Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Having the dick of Karl Malone, but shorts of John Stockton. TFM.
Just pack that thing in there.
Signing Usher’s “Nice & Slow” to the deaf chick in your class. TFM.
It’s not creepy if she can’t hear you.
Sending a picture of your used frondom (frat condom) to your mom to prove you’re not innocent anymore. TFM.
Pretty weird and unnecessary move, if you ask me.
Learning to play tennis just so I can carry the racket around to the bars. TFM.
Is that something you think tennis players do?
Spending all your money on lube, just in case. TFM.
Rather be safe than sorry.
Wore my Scottie Pippen jersey to the bar and got my dick sucked 17 times, by girls. TFM.
Chicks in your town must be huge Pippen fans.
Knowing the information on your fake ID better than your real one. TFM.
Haha totally because you drink so much hehe.
Targeting that one specific bro to tickle the shit out of. TFM.
That one specific bro that gets a furious erection when tickled.
Forgetting to tuck your penis back in into your pants after a piss and then chasing after the people who have the nerve to say something to you. TFM.
Just let it wag, friend.
Mom asked what I’ve been up to all week. I replied, “Fingering.” She immediately hung up the phone. TFM.
World’s best son.