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FAIL FRIDAY: Summer Of Send

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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I do the drugs with my thugs holding pugs in my Uggs. TFM.

Ol’ Tom Brady Uggs wearing ass.

Occasionally taking a Sharpie and coloring your whole dick black so you feel bigger. TFM.

Not sure how effective that strategy actually is.

Having your girl taze your gooch while you wax that ass doggy style for maximum send. TFM.

By the age of 30 you will be incapable of orgasm without having a loaded pistol pressed against your temple.

When your school doesn’t have Greek life so you get tuned up on molly every weekend and rave in the forest alone. TFM.

It’s a lonely life, but it’s a meaningful one.

When your big bro is paddling you and it gives you wood no pun intended and the whole room notices you’ve pitched a tent so you start crying in shame and sprint off down the street. TFM.

Damn, that is some traumatizing shit son.

Passing out inside of her and you’re a great big fat guy so she’s smushed and can’t move until you wake up in the morning. TFM.

Hey man have a little respect for the ladies you fat turd.

Asking the hot female bartender if you can take a shot of her butt pee. TFM.

I’m pretty positive this is a bad idea.

When you’ve been frat for so long that you were shotgunning bottles of milk in your fucking Huggies. TFM.

This dude was slaying ass when he was a toddler in daycare.

Dressing up as a lumberjack for some role play with your main and screaming, “TIMBEEEER!” when you squeege. TFM.

When you squeege? Nice.

Spending the weekend panhandling by the highway because you blew your allowance having to buy Plan B six times in one week. TFM.

Congrats on the sex.

Ah, the old Poke paddle. Classic frat!

Ah, the old Poke paddle. Classic frat!

Priceless.

Priceless.

What have you done?

What have you done?

That is one way to manage risk.

That is one way to manage risk.

I dig the kicks.

I dig the kicks.

Gang, gang, gang.

Gang, gang, gang.

That is an impressive sword.

That is an impressive sword.

No ragrets.

No ragrets.

Hell yeah these guys get chicks.

Hell yeah these guys get chicks.

Shame, shame, shame.

Shame, shame, shame.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Not how you want to end the night.

Not how you want to end the night.

Freaking Patriots fans.

Freaking Patriots fans.

He is in bad shape.

He is in bad shape.

Terrible. Just terrible.

Terrible. Just terrible.

God damn it, man.

God damn it, man.

You didn't pin 9 guys; you pinned 9 goobers.

You didn’t pin 9 guys; you pinned 9 goobers.

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

You wear a tie dye wolf shirt and this is what happens.

You wear a tie dye wolf shirt and this is what happens.

Yeah, don't do that foot pop.

Yeah, don’t do that foot pop.

Do it for the gram (@justinturizo)

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Unnecessary consumption methods (@mingay_)

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Aaaaand dead (@cheungerz)

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Take it easy, pal

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She's gonna tase him

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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