Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Deep down in my heart knowing I’ll never have a better day than the one on which I was initiated. TFM.
That is truly depressing.
Born to suck tits and rip bong hits. TFM.
Weren’t we all.
Two priests and a mechanic walk into a frat house. Then they all fuck. TFM.
What? Please go away.
Staring down every single swinging dick in the lineup at the urinal at a ballgame to show you’re not afraid. TFM.
An interesting way to live, to be sure.
Refusing to have intercourse unless it’s with two girls at once with a combined weight of over 300 pounds. TFM.
You have very specific needs, and that’s okay.
Telling people you’re a military veteran when really you were just the co-captain of an elite paintball squad. TFM.
You’re gonna get your ass kicked talking that nonsense, son.
Every Friday I take two hits of ecstasy and two muscle relaxers so nothing can stop my penis. TFM.
Sir, that is an unsafe strategy.
Making sure the pledge whose parents are going through a rough divorce fully understands that it’s all his fault. TFM.
Have you no mercy?
Got a pledge brother nicknamed Juanita who’ll do pretty much anything to you for $10. TFM.
The hell kind of chapter are you people running?
Paying $20 to see a goat and a turtle make unprecedented love. TFM.
You tell me where I can see this show.