FAIL FRIDAY: Tailgate Roid Rage

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Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got fired from my university job after being caught siphoning the gas out of the work truck. TFM.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I clean my asshole with my roommates Q-tips and but them back in the box. TFM.

Maintaining personal hygiene at the expense of others. TFM.

I named my hard drive “dat ass” so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back “dat ass” up. TFM.

Was it worth it? Was it worth that one chuckle per month?

I don’t rock the Frat Swoop, I rock the BroHawk. TFM.

Cool story, bro.

Blasting Limp Bizkit with my bros to get us pumped for tonight’s rager. TFM.

Nothing gets you fucking pumped up to rage like Limp Bizkit’s Nookie.

I got really wasted last night and took a sexy slam back to take her to pound town. While I was doing her from behind I felt something long and hard in front of her. I didn’t let that keep me from finishing. TFTC.

Holy hell.

Bidet Pledge has to lay on the ground on his back and shoot water out of his mouth up at my asshole as I hover over his face after taking a shit. TFM.

Only Europeans use bidets.

Having pledge Ryu, Hadouken geeds away from me. TFM.

Street Fighter? Seriously?

Giving your old Pokemon cards to the geed sitting in the front of the class. TFM.
–North Carolina

You idiot. Those will be worth dozens of dollars one day.

Fucked my first passed out chick. Even though it’s not as easy I still finished. TFM.

I thought it was appropriate to start the weekend off with a felony.

I wonder if that costume worked out for him.

Big man on campus.

Yeah. I’d want to end it, too.

An ad for red solo cups gone wrong?

Twork it for your bros.

This Bud Light Ultimate Tailgater needs to lay off the juice:

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