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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Why do I wear boat shoes? So that I won’t slip and fall in love. TFM.
I hope you slip and fall off a cliff.
Referring to yourself as the “Johnny Football” of your social circle. TFM.
Everyone else refers to you as Johnny Tryhard.
Thinking public indecency doesn’t apply to you because your penis is godlike. TFM.
What exactly constitutes a godlike penis? Have you seen God’s downstairs mixup?
Frucking (frat fucking) a girl in the bed of my frickup fruck (frat pickup truck) with my frock (frat cock) while listening to frountry (frat country music). TFM.
The parenthesis overkill still makes me laugh every time.
Treating the pledges with respect…..NOT. TFM.
Good one, Borat.
Stranglebating with my big. TSM.
That’s really hot, and I’m into it, but you’re on the wrong site.
Telling your prom date she has a mustache. TFM.
I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you.
No one likes a Know It All Nancy, especially at parties. Especially one that’s also a Cunty Catherine about it. Fratstar Manuel suggests that if someone is breaking a minor rule in a game, let it go, and if it becomes a problem, address it low key. I think we’ve all grown from this tip of the day, until next time do as the Bible says and “Be fruitful and multiply.” TFM.
Thank you for your wise advice, Fratstar Manuel.
I’m sorry, but “yayo” by Yo Gotti is the worst song ever written. “I be eatin’ nachos, cheese, guapo.” Really? You honestly thought this was a good line? And another thing, I’m getting really tired of all these little fucks at the gym who lift their shirts up to try to admire their “abs.” You are NOT big so put your fucking shirt down. #dosomethingyouwont. Total Frat Move.
Just come on here and vent about whatever you want. It’s cool.
Do you even lift Intern. TFM. #tool
I hate you all.