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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
She said the smell of my dick made her want to drop out of school and start a sports memorabilia business. TFM.
I have no idea what that means. Maybe his junk smells like an old baseball glove.
Went for an STD test. Tested positive for frat. TFM.
Actually that was herpes. Close though.
I wear a vest because A) It keeps my core warm and B) My bros tell me I look cool as fuck. TFM.
I’m gonna cut off your face and wear it like a hat.
Having life-ruining credit debt by the time you’re 21 because you spend so much money you don’t have on frat stuff like frat clothes and alcohol and drugs. TFM.
Good — I hope you live on the streets forever.
Tellin’ ya whole crew that she smell like tuna so they won’t mess with the bihhhhh. TFM.
Gotta protect what’s yours, dawg. Respect.
I didn’t Buy my friends, I Earned their Respect. TFM.
Everyone is super impressed.
Traded my LeBron rookie card to my idiotic bro for a future handjob at a date TBD. TFM.
Pretty sure you ended up with the short end of the stick there, champ.
Went camping for a week and had to trim my pubes with a shark tooth. TFM.
Probably got that shark tooth off your shark tooth necklace you fucking fuck.
Burying the bodies in the frat house basement. TFM.
I wish you’d bury me there so I wouldn’t have to read any more of these submissions.
To put it bluntly, I’ve researched that 98.8% girls do not take proper care of their b-holes. What you see in the movies is not what you get after a night at the bar. Most of the time you will find Chipotle leftovers and a weird smell that will make you never joke about eating the booty like groceries ever again. TFM.
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