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Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making pledges jerk each other off because you’re insecure with your sexuality. TFM.
There’s nothing frattier than making pledges do sex things to each other.
I feel like my life is literally a party. TFM.
I feel like your face is literally about to feel my fist.
Power pointing in a family portrait. TFM.
If you were my son, I would flay you.
Masturbating on the clock so your boss pays you to cum. TFM.
Whacking it at work, that’s how you stick it to the man.
Putting croakies on your 3D glasses when you go to the movies. TFM.
I want to sit behind you in the theater and use those croakies to choke you.
Inspecting the pledges’ penises to ensure you still have the biggest frock in the chapter. TFM.
Well there’s only one way to be sure, and this is it.
At a big family function, GDI boyfriend of one of my family members says, “Typical frat guy with your colored shorts and Sperrys.” My response: “Hey those are nice cargo shorts, bet they can hold everything but a conversation with a lady.” My whole family now rips on his cargo shorts. TFM.
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Saw a flat-chested girl walking by a plastic surgery office. Yelled out, “Throw some Ds on that bitch!” TFM.
I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, but you’re the most clever son of a bitch in the entire world.
Going on a date with one of your mother’s 65-year-old widow sorority sisters. TFM.
That’s kinda weird, man.
So I was totally fratting out the other day with my Frerrys (Frat Sperrys) and my Frubbies (Frat Chubbies) when all of a sudden some slut grabbed me bye the freiner (frat weiner). I said, “Whoa there, Slutface McGee! Only the fros (frat bros) can hold this 10-inch piece of magical meat. TFM.
I’ve got nothing. Let’s just move on to the pictures.