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Ten real submissions, 24 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking frat. TFM.
You people are really something.
“Yeah I’m in a fraternity so I think we’ll be on our way, officer.” TFM.
*gets tased in chest, gets handcuffed, gets thrown in back of cop car*
“Are you gonna suck my penis with your butt?” being the go-to pickup line for this guy I met at the bar last night. TFM.
I’m gonna start using that on chicks.
Getting your tonsils out just to improve your shotgun time. TFM.
Taking try-hard to a new level via surgical procedure.
Choosing Manziel with the first pick in your fantasy draft. TFM.
You won’t do it, pussy.
Storing energy, insulating our bodies, and protecting our vital organs. TfatM.
Yes, that is what fat does. Thank you.
Introducing yourself to her parents as “the guy who’s gonna cum inside your daughter tonight and then make her buy Plan B tomorrow.” TFM. If you think I’m a virgin, you’re wrong because I’m not.
That’s exactly what we were all thinking.
“Yeah! I’ll help you move in…LOL sike!” And the pussy freshman is like, “Shit I just got sizzled!” TFM.
Riveting stuff. Truly compelling.
Getting a speeding ticket for landing the family plane on your street. TFM.
Having a family plane and giving zero fucks is so frat. You’re so frat.
Dad going to town on his secretary when mom is out of town. TFM.
I imagined an incredibly sad 14-year-old typing this.