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FAIL FRIDAY: Urinal Cake

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going to the mall to buy some Sperry’s and the hot sales lady asks you if you’re in a frat. Then walking away with her number. TFM.

I can say with 100% confidence that you are a loser and I would blackball the shit out of you.

In Vegas, but decided to stay in and watch a movie with my brothers. RFM.
–DeVry University

In New Orleans, standing in the middle of Bourbon Street with a sign that says “Masturbate and die.” RFM.

Jerking a cock a day keeps the geeds away. TFTC.


This morning’s breakfast was some bullshit. My dad’s trophy wife (my stepmother) sobbed for a solid 28 minutes about her inevitable “downsizing” from her new Benz to an ’07 Jaguar. Dad said, “Son times are tough, you might even have to let the Lex or BMW go.” I immediately excused my self from the table. TFM.

Timing how long your stepmom sobs. TFM.

Some GDI in cargos showed up at our rush party, so we got him blackout and then took the frat hound’s shit and filled each one of his pockets with it and taped a sign that says “so that’s what all those pockets are for” to his forehead. TFM.

Great work on the sign, master prankster. You’re a creative genius.

Banging ass cleavage. TFM.

You watch too much porn.

A nurse at the hospital I work at told me to stop dipping at work. The doc I work for came by, packed a lip out of my can, and promptly told the bitch to pick up his lunch for the cafeteria. TFM.
– Louisiana

Unless you’re time traveling and working in the 1950s he won’t be a doctor for long.

Bruce Wayne getting friend-zoned after 35 years of chasing Rachel Dawes, then getting killed a month after hooking up with a foreigner and a whiny 99 percenter who dresses like a cat. NF.

Bad-mouthing Bruce Wayne is the same as bad-mouthing America.

My dad just went to white collar prison for tax evasion, and my therapist says I have entitlement issues. TFM.
-North Carolina

Both might actually be TFM’s, but not the kind you talk about.

Telling bitches to shut up, getting your nut up, and calling another slut up. TFM.

This is my motto for the weekend.

Reminds me of this.

That transvestite’s leotard is less gay than those cargos.

The elusive neon hoodie garners an immediate diagnosis of trying too hard syndrome.

“You need a ride bro? Hop on the back and hold on tight!”

Apparently this is a “massively multiplayer online role playing game” called Star Wars: The Old Republic, and some TKE nerd is running around repping hard.

The economy has hit some harder than others.

They’re all rocking facial expressions that suggest one of them ripped nasty ass.

The girl on the left isn’t laughing, but I am.

One of the most disturbing pictures in the history of the internet.

Powerpointing with your gut out while a brother fingers your 3-inch deep belly button. TFM.

Some jackass eating a corner of a urinal cake:

CHASER: Porn star hula hoop

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE. Also be sure to check out TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Nicole O’Connor.

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