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FAIL FRIDAY: Use Your Head

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slam telling me she’d glory hole my entire chapter if this made it on the TFM wall. TFM.
–Tennessee

Does making it on Fail Friday count?

She puked on the bed. So I took her to the floor to finish her off. TFM.
–Kansas

Keeping it classy in Kansas.

Walking into Sunglass Hut and the sales person trying to sell you Ray Bans but then you interrupt her and say, “Can you unlock the Gucci case?” TFM.
–Tennessee

You are obviously a shot-caller.

Making pledges hand wash all 200 red solo cups so we don’t have to buy more. TFM.
–Texas

The temperature of water you’d need to properly disinfect those would melt the plastic.


Fingerblasting your most hated brother’s mom in front of him and the brothers during Parent’s Weekend. TFM.
–Virginia

Brothers don’t fingerblast brother’s moms.

Slipping a rufilin in your brother’s drink and sucking his dick while he’s passed out. TFM.
-Tennessee

Brothers don’t roofie brothers and sexually violate them.

Got Natural Light poured all over me before I got with a slam. Pulled my fingers out, they smelled like Natural Light. Who’s the real winner? TFM.
-Ohio

Natty is the real winner, because this is free advertising.

Had a dream about hazing the pledges, woke up with a boner. TFM.
-Illinois

Tell everyone this at the next chapter meeting.

Threw out rush shirts at the local strip club while smoking a pipe. Needed legit dudes. TFM.
-Mississippi

How’d that work out for you?

Having sex. TFM.
–Alabama

Worst effort ever.


“Hey guys let’s take our pants off and act retarded for this one!”


I was wondering when hipster chapters would start emerging.


Can’t…stop…laughing.


I have FaF shaved into my head.


That’s right. Rest your balls on his bald head.

Another horrible attempt at making music with an autotuner for a bad rush video:

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