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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Handing out popsicles at your philanthropy to see which girls give the best head. TFM.
You sir, are a genius.
Frat Pitt’ing a Freestone to your bro Fratthew Fratconaughey across balconies in NOLA, then him throwing back beads cause you show him your freiner. Then seeing tits at some point. TFM.
Your mom dropped you on your head when you were a baby.
Her saying, “That was a lot smaller than I was expecting,” due to you telling her that you’re well endowed because you knew she was a total size queen. TFM.
Fuckin’ TSQs, man, they’re always judging.
Some have a farmer’s tan at mid-bicep. I have a frat tan at mid-thigh. TFM.
You also have a mushroom stamp on your forehead.
Finishing sex by yelling, “This is Sparta!” and kicking her off the bed. TFM.
Solid finishing move.
Being known on campus as “The Frockless Monster.” It’s like the Lochness monster except my frat rod is huge and I’m in a frat. TFM.
It sounds like you’re frock-less. Like you’re lacking frock.
Trying to fuck a Delt to prove that they’re all gay. TFM.
That’s an interesting strategy.
Wearing a wife beater but treating my girlfriend with the utmost respect. MISDIRECTION IS FRAT. TFM.
Cutting the sleeves out of your high school letter jacket and wearing it all bad ass. TFM.
If cutting the sleeves off your high school letter jacket and wearing it all bad ass isn’t frat, I don’t know what is.
I dream about you intern. Your blurred face in all the videos gets me going. When i find you ill blur your memory and do dirty things to you
Hoping it’s a roofie-wielding chick.