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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That time when you and your brother got denied hard at the bar and then comforted each other sexually when you got home and you never told anyone about it. TFM.
Cool story, Hansel.
Ordering a wonton wrap appetizer to share to hint that you want a threesome with an Asian. TFM.
Unless she’s a mind reader, that ain’t happenin’.
Sticking your dick in a Gatorade bottle and getting it stuck in there when you get an erection because your dick is so damn big. TFM.
Maybe stop having intercourse with Gatorade bottles.
I’m so frat I trick myself into thinking I’m not frat so I haze myself back into thinking I’m frat. TFM.
You need to be committed to a mental health facility.
Having a fake ID as a 12-year-old that works every time. TFM.
If you have a fake ID at 12 years old, you have literally a 100% chance of becoming an alcoholic.
I’m packing a lip, drunk, high and I gotta pee #college
I really appreciate you taking the time to submit this.
Ask Jeeves being the guy who taught you to eat box. Yeah, I’ve been licking clam for that long. TFM.
Dude Ask Jeeves’d how to perform cunnalingus.
None in the pink, pee in the stink. That’s called the “frocker.” TFM.
Get it? It’s a play on the “shocker.” Crazy innovative.
When your parents text to ask if you need anything from the store and you reply “condoms my slam is coming over.” TFM.
What a badass. Just straight up tells his parents how it is. No fear.
It fucking sucked because she thought I farted, but I didn’t. It was my bro Stu the whole time. TFM.
That Stu is a real character. Always farting mid-threesome and shit.